Local TV evening news progammes circa 6.30pm

[Guest cuntcrapper]

Fuck all Local TV evening programmes, especially those on the left wing, puke-organ National Broadcaster.

Where I am, we get 'Look East' - fucking stinking name, for a pile of gunk lead by;

Fuckwit Stuart White, great geening pissareah, always gushing false laughter at every fucking unfunny thing - a complete old turd, who should be dead.

Susie Fowler What? - an ugly knobhobberied, gobstabber, with more fucking teeth than a shire horse and a pair of tits like a cuckoo clock in a mangle.

Felishetty Simper - sounds like an inflated Cane Toad getting fucked up the arse by a set of clockwork false teeth.

'World Cup Miguel' (their really funny term - whoo hoo) - aka as Mike Liggins - a lard gobbed, half slug of a cunt, whose cleverly stolen a living for years! The fuckin worse of the lot, makes even a sub standard farmers arse gobshitter like Adrian Chiles look intelligent.

Andrew Sinclair, eccedentesiast supreme, and 'Political Reporter', (oh wow stand back in amazement) sucks up to the left-wing like a good un, goes to meetings all day so we get 2 minutes of his stoopid, derapodooped, physog squawking like a dying fog horn in a tin press. Twenty cunting years this  blumpkin has been getting away with pedalling his cuntabilia to a region of half dead old pensioners propped up by box-sets of 'Dickensen's Real Deal' and 'Dads Army'.

Mike Riley, zombieking, enema bagged cuntbracket, probably been dead ten years and gets worked by bellows and props, tries to come on with I'm the 'Chief Reporter' badge. Sad old cuntbagger.

Weather presenting biddy bitches like Julie Reinger whose disappears when she turns sideway, skinny fuckin tampaxinatitist, who keeps trying to be a 'presenter'… and Alex Dolan a washed out frizzy haired, bog-brush who fucks everything up, cos she's s a dysentery headed pimple brain. Both of these old diesel shaggers have been up the duff this last year shoving their fuckin, ugly distended brat-pods right into the Bristol Channel every time they turn sideways . Never happy unless it's 200 deg C everywhere and the worlds dying of thirst. They all join in with Horse teeth Fowler - Bot and Fuckwit White at the end, with false bucket loads of Ho, Ho, Ho and Hah, Hah, Hah accompanying the unfunny cunt-hopped shiterati, they like to close with.

Amelia Reynolds, a hydra headed old fuckbag, who just never off the fucking screen, infills, when all the other pusstubs are off, a lightweight interviewer who gets flappy and probably gets sponsored by 'tena-lady' piss towels.

Imagine these Cunts, get paid for just being cunts!

[Decimus]

Fuck all Local TV evening programmes, especially those on the left wing, puke-organ National Broadcaster.

Where I am, we get 'Look East' - fucking stinking name, for a pile of gunk lead by;

Fuckwit Stuart White, great geening pissareah, always gushing false laughter at every fucking unfunny thing - a complete old turd, who should be dead.

Susie Fowler What? - an ugly knobhobberied, gobstabber, with more fucking teeth than a shire horse and a pair of tits like a cuckoo clock in a mangle.

Felishetty Simper - sounds like an inflated Cane Toad getting fucked up the arse by a set of clockwork false teeth.

'World Cup Miguel' (their really funny term - whoo hoo) - aka as Mike Liggins - a lard gobbed, half slug of a cunt, whose cleverly stolen a living for years! The fuckin worse of the lot, makes even a sub standard farmers arse gobshitter like Adrian Chiles look intelligent.

Andrew Sinclair, eccedentesiast supreme, and 'Political Reporter', (oh wow stand back in amazement) sucks up to the left-wing like a good un, goes to meetings all day so we get 2 minutes of his stoopid, derapodooped, physog squawking like a dying fog horn in a tin press. Twenty cunting years this blumpkin has been getting away with pedalling his cuntabilia to a region of half dead old pensioners propped up by box-sets of 'Dickensen's Real Deal' and 'Dads Army'.

Mike Riley, zombieking, enema bagged cuntbracket, probably been dead ten years and gets worked by bellows and props, tries to come on with I'm the 'Chief Reporter' badge. Sad old cuntbagger.

Weather presenting biddy bitches like Julie Reinger whose disappears when she turns sideway, skinny fuckin tampaxinatitist, who keeps trying to be a 'presenter'… and Alex Dolan a washed out frizzy haired, bog-brush who fucks everything up, cos she's s a dysentery headed pimple brain. Both of these old diesel shaggers have been up the duff this last year shoving their fuckin, ugly distended brat-pods right into the Bristol Channel every time they turn sideways . Never happy unless it's 200 deg C everywhere and the worlds dying of thirst. They all join in with Horse teeth Fowler - Bot and Fuckwit White at the end, with false bucket loads of Ho, Ho, Ho and Hah, Hah, Hah accompanying the unfunny cunt-hopped shiterati, they like to close with.

Amelia Reynolds, a hydra headed old fuckbag, who just never off the fucking screen, infills, when all the other pusstubs are off, a lightweight interviewer who gets flappy and probably gets sponsored by 'tena-lady' piss towels.

Imagine these Cunts, get paid for just being cunts!

Can't beat a bit of Becky Jago on Anglia though.

[Guest]

You don't like them then?

[Guest ducunti]

Although your using the same avatar Crapper, you seem closer to death every time I see it.

[cuntspotter]

Can't beat a bit of Becky Jago on Anglia though.

 

How are things in the fens?

[Decimus]

Malarial.

[cuntspotter]

Malarial.

 

There is a specialist cheese shop up that way..... spalding, I think.

[cuntspotter]

Or is it Boston?

[Guest ducunti]

There is a specialist cheese shop up that way..... spalding, I think.

 

Or is it Boston?

Grantham?

[Decimus]

Or is it Boston?

That's a bit too northern for my tastes spots, I'm further down the coast thank fuck.

[cuntspotter]

No cheese there then?

[cuntspotter]

I was in Sherringham recently.

[Decimus]

No, only bloaters and rustler burgers.

[cuntspotter]

No, only bloaters and rustler burgers.

 

Gutted.

[Guest ducunti]

I was in Sherringham recently.

See him on the tv yesterday.

[Decimus]

Not as gutted as I am for living in the not-named shit hole.

[Decimus]

Sheringham! Now that is close....

[cuntspotter]

Steady on there!

[Decimus]

On the ball city...

[Decimus]

Delia is a cunt.

[Guest]

Your funny old cunt crapper. Fucking good rant that. Well the bits I could understand anyway.

[Guest deebom]

Fuck all Local TV evening programmes, especially those on the left wing, puke-organ National Broadcaster.

Where I am, we get 'Look East' - fucking stinking name, for a pile of gunk lead by;

Fuckwit Stuart White, great geening pissareah, always gushing false laughter at every fucking unfunny thing - a complete old turd, who should be dead.

Susie Fowler What? - an ugly knobhobberied, gobstabber, with more fucking teeth than a shire horse and a pair of tits like a cuckoo clock in a mangle.

Felishetty Simper - sounds like an inflated Cane Toad getting fucked up the arse by a set of clockwork false teeth.

'World Cup Miguel' (their really funny term - whoo hoo) - aka as Mike Liggins - a lard gobbed, half slug of a cunt, whose cleverly stolen a living for years! The fuckin worse of the lot, makes even a sub standard farmers arse gobshitter like Adrian Chiles look intelligent.

Andrew Sinclair, eccedentesiast supreme, and 'Political Reporter', (oh wow stand back in amazement) sucks up to the left-wing like a good un, goes to meetings all day so we get 2 minutes of his stoopid, derapodooped, physog squawking like a dying fog horn in a tin press. Twenty cunting years this  blumpkin has been getting away with pedalling his cuntabilia to a region of half dead old pensioners propped up by box-sets of 'Dickensen's Real Deal' and 'Dads Army'.

Mike Riley, zombieking, enema bagged cuntbracket, probably been dead ten years and gets worked by bellows and props, tries to come on with I'm the 'Chief Reporter' badge. Sad old cuntbagger.

Weather presenting biddy bitches like Julie Reinger whose disappears when she turns sideway, skinny fuckin tampaxinatitist, who keeps trying to be a 'presenter'… and Alex Dolan a washed out frizzy haired, bog-brush who fucks everything up, cos she's s a dysentery headed pimple brain. Both of these old diesel shaggers have been up the duff this last year shoving their fuckin, ugly distended brat-pods right into the Bristol Channel every time they turn sideways . Never happy unless it's 200 deg C everywhere and the worlds dying of thirst. They all join in with Horse teeth Fowler - Bot and Fuckwit White at the end, with false bucket loads of Ho, Ho, Ho and Hah, Hah, Hah accompanying the unfunny cunt-hopped shiterati, they like to close with.

Amelia Reynolds, a hydra headed old fuckbag, who just never off the fucking screen, infills, when all the other pusstubs are off, a lightweight interviewer who gets flappy and probably gets sponsored by 'tena-lady' piss towels.

Imagine these Cunts, get paid for just being cunts!

I dont know who any of these cunts are, or what shitty prog you refer to. but that was a first class rant sir. Jolly good show.

[Guest ducunti]

I dont know who any of these cunts are, or what shitty prog you refer to. but that was a first class rant sir. Jolly good show.

We get the south east version here, they have some freaks presenting and the weather girls are getting decidedly uglier.

[Guest cuntcrapper]

Can't beat a bit of Becky Jago on Anglia though.

 

Miss sweety-pie, curds and whey, always looks like she's just sloshed her cunt out with Listerine

[Cuntybaws]

Can't beat a bit of Becky Jago on Anglia though.

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