Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Not as good as they used to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Or better...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Not as good as they used to be? Which thick cunt designed that? One of Alan Sugar's apprentices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Which thick cunt designed that? One of Alan Sugar's apprentices? Probably that fucking harridan Katie Hopkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 fucking hell Jazz, I would have been happy with a pair of roller skates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I was banned from the chemists set I was given..... .........within 1 hour of being given it... Anyone beat that record? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 They didn't actually make the sort of toys I wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 They didn't actually make the sort of toys I wanted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 My own Butlins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Yes... When It was discovered that I'd swapped all of my chemicals, with my sisters 'Make Your Sweets' ingredients one Christmas morning. Well, I lasted for more that 1 hour, but as for my Sister, I'm afraid that she's no longer with us. Pfft!!!!!! Liar liar, your cock's on fire!!! (as was the kitchen table and a dining chair but I missed the curtains...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 The Johnnie 7 was awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I had a hoop and a stick. I was given a dead rat once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nocti Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I take it there's no prizes for guessing what particular line of figurines that Keith played with, and still does? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Bottom one looks like one of brony's plushies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 My favourite toy as a kid was fire. We used to burn ants, spiders, homeless people, pretty much anything we could away with. I once poured petrol on a rat and set it on fire only for it to run into the shed and burn the cunt down. The old man flogged fuck outta me with a rake handle for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Here's my first dolly my mummy bought me. I'm afraid she has the same problem with the drink I had in the 80's My mummy said it looks like me. As no photo of me exists from this time, here is a good reconstruction of the usual night out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Yes... When It was discovered that I'd swapped all of my chemicals, with my sisters 'Make Your Sweets' ingredients one Christmas morning. Well, I lasted for more that 1 hour, but as for my Sister, I'm afraid that she's no longer with us. Very subtle Jazz. My brothers just used to tear the heads of my dollies. When I threatened to tell on them, they'd kick the shit out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 We had model trains, slot cars, construction kits, but all we ever needed for hours of quiet happy imagination time was a box of wood stick matches and some sort of flammable liquid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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