Childhood Toys

[Cuntybaws]

Not as good as they used to be?

[Cuntybaws]

Or better...?

 

[Guest nobgobbler]

Not as good as they used to be?

 

Which thick cunt designed that? One of Alan Sugar's apprentices?

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Which thick cunt designed that? One of Alan Sugar's apprentices?

Probably that fucking harridan Katie Hopkins

[Guest nobgobbler]

fucking hell Jazz, I would have been happy with a pair of roller skates.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

I was banned from the chemists set I was given.....

 

.........within 1 hour of being given it...

 

Anyone beat that record?

[Guest]

They didn't actually make the sort of toys I wanted

[Cuntybaws]

They didn't actually make the sort of toys I wanted

[Guest]

My own Butlins!

 

 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Yes... When It was discovered that I'd swapped all of my chemicals, with my sisters 'Make Your Sweets' ingredients one Christmas morning. Well, I lasted for more that 1 hour, but as for my Sister, I'm afraid that she's no longer with us.

 

Pfft!!!!!!

 

Liar liar, your cock's on fire!!!

 

(as was the kitchen table and a dining chair but I missed the curtains...)

[Guest]

The Johnnie 7 was awsome

[Guest deebom]

I had a hoop and a stick. I was given a dead rat once.

[Guest DrCunt]

 

[nocti]

I take it there's no prizes for guessing what particular line of figurines that Keith played with, and still does?

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Bottom one looks like one of brony's plushies.

[Guest]

My favourite toy as a kid was fire. We used to burn ants, spiders, homeless people, pretty much anything we could away with. I once poured petrol on a rat and set it on fire only for it to run into the shed and burn the cunt down. The old man flogged fuck outta me with a rake handle for that one.

[camberwell gypsy]

 

Here's my first dolly my mummy bought me. I'm afraid she has the same problem with the drink I had in the 80's

My mummy said it looks like me. As no photo of me exists from this time, here is a good reconstruction of the usual night out

[camberwell gypsy]

Yes... When It was discovered that I'd swapped all of my chemicals, with my sisters 'Make Your Sweets' ingredients one Christmas morning. Well, I lasted for more that 1 hour, but as for my Sister, I'm afraid that she's no longer with us.

Very subtle Jazz. My brothers just used to tear the heads of my dollies. When I threatened to tell on them, they'd kick the shit out of me.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

We had model trains, slot cars, construction kits, but all we ever needed for hours of quiet happy imagination time was a box of wood stick matches and some sort of flammable liquid.