Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 I've just come across a disturbing article on the Daily Fail website detailing the horrific discovery of Antarctic fur seals sexually assaulting king penguins by South African scientists on Marion Island in the Indian ocean. Scotland Yard have refused to comment on rumours that a team of trained fit up specialists detectives from operation Yewtree are en route to ransack the culprit's lair after the customary tip off to the media. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2839233/The-shocking-photographs-revealed-seals-having-sex-penguins-sparked-international-furore.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Stupid fucking penguin wankers. Any cunt that stands around in a scrum of other cunts year in, year out at minus 40 deg, pedalling eggs around like spackers playing football deserves all they get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Are the seals former employee's of the BBC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 The fact that the seals are not in any way anti-spheniscitic is to be applauded, not criticised. In the not too distant future we will all be fucking gorillas, so now's the time to set ancient prejudices aside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 They should have gone to Spec Savers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Must be a tad uncomfortable for the one in front when they go for the spitroast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Is this the thread for racist biscuits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 The fact that the seals are not in any way anti-spheniscitic is to be applauded, not criticised. In the not too distant future we will all be fucking gorillas, so now's the time to set ancient prejudices aside. This entire response is questionable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Seal is shagging penguins? Dirty bastard. I hope he has a flu jab! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Is this the thread for racist biscuits? You're the Mad Dog of the dessert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Thank fuck we club these cunts. Penguins are one of the only animals I particularly like. The rest can fuck the fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 King Crabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 King Crabs Sebastian was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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