Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Becks was in a road traffic accident while on the school run to collect Brooks from f-ball training with arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Something crashed here - wasn't the Audi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I am being made to look a fool or cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I am being made to look a fool or cunt It all began when you started posting here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 It all began when you started posting here. I thought you was a mate but you have been abusive more than once re me on this site so FUCK OFF SPACE Helmet face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I thought you was a mate but you have been abusive more than once re me on this site so FUCK OFF SPACE Helmet face. I'm hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I don't normally hold with this automotive determinism but for the record, I'm losing the A8 and picking up an XF. What does this make me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I don't normally hold with this automotive determinism but for the record, I'm losing the A8 and picking up an XF. What does this make me? A cheap cunt - unless it's the XFR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 A cheap cunt - unless it's the XFR? The R's a bit mental for me CB, I'd have to go back to 4WD if I had that much power. The 275 diesel in portfolio trim is still wafty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I don't normally hold with this automotive determinism but for the record, I'm losing the A8 and picking up an XF. What does this make me? Semi-retired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Becks was in a road traffic accident while on the school run to collect Brooks from f-ball training with arseholes. You silly cunt, I fuckin' hate football, and Becks, and his fuckin' cunt of a wife, and his fuckin' cunty kids, so just leave me the fuck out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I am being made to look a fool or cunt You aren't being made to look a fool or cunt.......you seem to be doing it of your own free will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Semi-retired The XJ's astounding depreciation means it does cross my budget line, albeit on its downward spiral into the stygian depths of Arthur Daley. Maybe next time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 More like semi retarded. Oi Londo, when you stand in the bath, do you pull your shoah curtain across? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I am being made to look a fool or cunt It's not the system doing that, it's your own fucking stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 I bet there were more brain cells in Becks airbag than his head. That's not a nice thing to say about his wife.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 So he had an accident. Who cares? It's not like he's the first person to have one. Prick that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 This bollocks made the national news!! Helpfully, a driving instructor was brought into the studio. Having looked at the photos of the accident, he put the blame squarely on the woman driving the other car (it was probably a bit too powerful for her to handle). We then went live to some cunt standing outside the hospital that they'd had been discharged from a day or so previously. Keith from Leicester then emailed in to say his thoughts and prayers were with the Beckhams. Lord fucking help us! Before the Twittersphere no-one really knew just how low the lowest common denominator was. Pretty fucking low, obviously! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 Before the Twittersphere no-one really knew just how low the lowest common denominator was. Pretty fucking low, obviously! That number is still in freefall.. you may need to wait a while for a definitive answer... say a couple of years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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