Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I dare say some of these cunts deserve their own thread but you know the type. 'Actors' who play themselves no matter what they're fucking in. Sean Connery, Ray Winstone, I could go on but I think you get the idea. And the biggest fucking offender was John cunting bastarding fucking Wayne. I could be wrong of course........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Clive Owen. One of the biggest mysteries ever is how this cunt could be called an actor and have reached the level of fame he has.. One tone of voice and one facial expression, a fucking piece of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Danny Dyer? As soon as I saw the thread title, I thought of this cunt. He's a cunt. To fair on Ray Winstone, he's played some more varied roles in the last ten years or so. Henry VIII, something in Beowulf too, plus some other shit I cant be arsed to remember. How about Ricky Gervaise? He's just David Brent in everything he does. Including when he's just being himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I have to admit I liked Ricky Gervais in Derek on channel 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Erm, yeah, what I meant to say was Ricky Gervais is a cunt in everything. Hated Derek, what a load of fucking wank...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 It just goes to show there's hope for everyone when John Wayne or Marion Morisson (self explanatory why he called himself john) went as far as he did with absolutely no talent apart from a good impression of a plank of wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 James Nesbitt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Sean Pertwee. Need I say more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Fuck me, I'd forgotten about Sean Pertwee. Straight out of the Dyer, Winstone school of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Jim Carrey.Word to the wise Jim. Jerry Lewis did the 'gurning like fucking Joey' schtik ages ago. It wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Mark Wahlberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Jennifer Aniston played a nympho in Horrible Bosses, I almost wanked myself out of existence after seeing her in that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Sarah Jessica Parker is a one-trick pony * * Note: actual number of tricks may be less than one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Kristen Stewart. I think she's in those stupid fucking Twilight films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 James Nesbitt. I hate this weird looking cunt with a passion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 James Gandolfini. The John Wayne of our generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Arnie Schwarzenegger always plays Arnie Schwarzenegger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Is that Wayne's wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Danny Dyer? Hey Mick, your mate went with a prozzie and your wife believes it was you. (whisper)"Leave id art" Hey Mick, your wife was raped by your nephew who is really your brother, and she is having his baby. (whisper)"Leave id art" Hey Mick, your mother is really your granny and your sister is really your mother. (whisper)"Leave id art" How much fucking bad news does this cunt need to stir up reaction greater than a husky whisper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I've seen the Dyer disease on some Freeview show about hardmen. You just know that if he didn't have a film crew and half a dozen minders with him he'd be fucking shitting himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I've seen the Dyer disease on some Freeview show about hardmen. You just know that if he didn't have a film crew and half a dozen minders with him he'd be fucking shitting himself. He appears to think he is one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Hey Mick, your mate went with a prozzie and your wife believes it was you. (whisper)"Leave id art" Hey Mick, your wife was raped by your nephew who is really your brother, and she is having his baby. (whisper)"Leave id art" Hey Mick, your mother is really your granny and your sister is really your mother. (whisper)"Leave id art" How much fucking bad news does this cunt need to stir up reaction greater than a husky whisper? I feel like I'm insulting wood by comparing it to him, but I genuinely expect to one day read that this cunt has fallen to Dutch elm disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Robson fucking Green. In a daring career move, pint-sized Robson plays an irritating, Geordie cunt. He's now moved on to play an irritating Geordie cunt with a fishing rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Fucking Andrew Marr, another one trick pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Trevor Mcdonald. I mean how many times can someone play a posh black bloke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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