Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 These things are for common slags. I certainly never met a nice one whilst I've been on stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Now, why would you care my fucked up little gay pony lover? Fuck off! I'm not gay you sambuca-slurping pink shirt-wearing gel-headed cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Fuck off! I'm not gay you sambuca-slurping pink shirt-wearing gel-headed cunt! Now, my saber wielding little rainbow sparkle, you're wearing a tri-colour mane and a pink furry faux tail. Tell us, what's the state of the herd? Still delaying adulthood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Fuck off! I'm not gay you sambuca-slurping pink shirt-wearing gel-headed cunt! Considering your extreme totality of failure in success with women, you might just as well go gay. I'd be willing to bet a fiver some poof would take your virginity then donkey punch your fat greasy neck, leaving you sticky, unconscious, and gaped. Thus far in your life, it's a more believable scenario than you bedding even a disgusting tusker of a woman whose been drugged by your mum so you'll stay out of her knicker drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Fuck off! I'm not gay you sambuca-slurping pink shirt-wearing gel-headed cunt! Keith, have you considered the merits of bisexuality? It would double your chances of finally getting laid. Add in a side order of necrophilia and you'd be in like Flynn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Women in their 30s who go out of the house should be allowed to kick Ched Evans in the nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Women in their 30s who go out of the house should be allowed to kick Ched Evans in the nuts. You're becoming a professional fucking bore.. stooped to the likes of proper. Disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Keith, have you considered the merits of bisexuality? It would double your chances of finally getting laid. Add in a side order of necrophilia and you'd be in like Flynn. He's too work shy to pick up a shovel, Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 You're becoming a professional fucking bore.. stooped to likes of proper. Disappointing. You're right Spartacus, I definitely need new material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 You're becoming a professional fucking bore.. stooped to the likes of proper. Disappointing. I have wanked into my hand and eaten it. Almost puked but managed to keep it down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 I have wanked into my hand and eaten it. Almost puked but managed to keep it down. You're filching Keith's pick up line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Don't diss hen nights you cunts. It's always involves milfs and fit birds and you might have a chance to get some sex off them as they are often too drunk to say no to you. Diss. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Diss. ? It's a shithole WC, might as well be in Suffolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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