Women on hen nights

[Guest MikeD]

Out of control, drunken, sex-mad, fucking lunatics. Especially when at a male strip show, they'd gladly rip the cock off the fucker if he came near enough. But of course their antics are okay, but if a man so much as looks at a women he's a sexist fucking pig and a potential rapist. Double standards cunts.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Out of control, drunken, sex-mad, fucking lunatics. Especially when at a male strip show, they'd gladly rip the cock off the fucker if he came near enough. But of course their antics are okay, but if a man so much as looks at a women he's a sexist fucking pig and a potential rapist. Double standards cunts.

 

Bravo!  This needed to be said, I don't care if it has been done or not, I don't know, but these cunts grind on my fucking nerves.  The depths of hypocrisy they demonstrate would and should get them chinned with a steel pipe!  

[Guest MikeD]

My pleasure. I was recently out with a couple of mates and one of these groups was on the warpath. Honestly, if blokes had been acting in the same way as these fuckers they'd have been in the cells, no fucking doubt about it. One of them actually pulled a blokes jeans down in the street. Can you imagine if a man had done that to a woman. Locked up instantly. 

[camberwell gypsy]

The last hen night I went on I ended up drunk, sitting in someone's fishpond minus my shoes

[Guest MikeD]

The last hen night I went on I ended up drunk, sitting in someone's fishpond minus my shoes

 

Could have been worse, might have been in someone's shoes minus your fishpond.
 

[Guest]

Some slag on a hen party flashed her tits at me in St David's Square, Cardiff last year.  When I told her to fuck off she said I should "Lighten up". The cunt. Different story if I'd flashed my cock at her though. 

[camberwell gypsy]

Some slag on a hen party flashed her tits at me in St David's Square, Cardiff last year.  When I told her to fuck off she said I should "Lighten up". The cunt. Different story if I'd flashed my cock at her though.

Yeah sorry about that. Had a bit too many

[Guest]

Yeah sorry about that. Had a bit too many

I thought you were a nice girl. Aren't you a nice girl? Like that nice Jane Asher. She was a nice girl.

[Guest]

Makes nice cakes too.... I bet those rabid munters you find in the city centers on a weekend couldn't make a Victoria sponge between them...cunts!!!

[Guest MikeD]

Bet they could make a stinking fish pie, the manky bastards.

[cuntspotter]

Cardiff.. true Saturday night shithole,

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Brighton's non gay bars and a lot of gay ones are kept going through winter by hen and stag nights. Wide areas become no go zones at times. Fucking menace, but easy targets for fleecing money out of, the fucking idiots.

[Guest MikeD]

Most town and city centres are no-go areas at weekends but stag and hen nights turn them into true fucking hell-holes. A perfect opportunity for suicide bombers if ever there was one.

[Guest ducunti]

Brighton's non gay bars and a lot of gay ones are kept going through winter by hen and stag nights. Wide areas become no go zones at times. Fucking menace, but easy targets for fleecing money out of, the fucking idiots.

 

I thought the only non gay bars in Brighton were McDonalds and KFC.
 

[Guest]

Do you think Jane gave Paul McCartney head when they were together?

The quietest ones tend to be the doirtiest  in my experience

[Guest]

*2002

Who gives a shit? Fuck off.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Why at hen nights its always the horrible ugly middle-aged obese slags who are always up the front exposing their horrible big flappy tits and generally acting the cunt.

 

These are the same disgusting slappers that have husbands working themselves into an early grave trying to pay off the various biscuit and candy debts she's run up on him, and made him begin to think that killing himself is an acceptable way out.  All the poor bastard need do is go shag his wife's pretty friends, and let her eat herself into a diabetic coma, then make the decision to pull the fucking plug.

[Guest Keith Lard]

Don't diss hen nights you cunts. It's always involves milfs and fit birds and you might have a chance to get some sex off them as they are often too drunk to say no to you.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Don't diss hen nights you cunts. It's always involves milfs and fit birds and you might have a chance to get some sex off them as they are often too drunk to say no to you.

No amount of alcohol will stop any woman saying no to you Keith.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

Don't diss hen nights you cunts. It's always involves milfs and fit birds and you might have a chance to get some sex off them as they are often too drunk to say no to you.

 

How would you know?  Your mum sharing her stories of her girls nights with you, or actually bringing home the toothless, smelly fucking landfill dwelling cunts she tells you to call Uncle?  

[Guest nobgobbler]

Out of control, drunken, sex-mad, fucking lunatics. Especially when at a male strip show, they'd gladly rip the cock off the fucker if he came near enough.

Fucking hell, neither of my hen nights were like that. Looks like I missed out.

[White Cunt]

Out of control, drunken, sex-mad, fucking lunatics. Especially when at a male strip show, they'd gladly rip the cock off the fucker if he came near enough. But of course their antics are okay, but if a man so much as looks at a women he's a sexist fucking pig and a potential rapist. Double standards cunts.

These easy targets should be caught en masse, sold to Arab countries at discount, used and culled. Or exchanged for free oil.

[scotty]

It's always involves milfs and fit birds and you might have a chance to get some sex off them as they are often too drunk to say no to you.

That was Ched Evans defence in court. Didn't do him much good.

[Guest ducunti]

Don't diss hen nights you cunts. It's always involves milfs and fit birds and you might have a chance to get some sex off them as they are often too drunk to say no to you.

 

We have a chance agreed, as for you the chance would be equivalent to your chances of winning the lottery when you haven't bought a ticket.
 

[Guest]

Don't diss hen nights you cunts. It's always involves milfs and fit birds and you might have a chance to get some sex off them as they are often too drunk to say no to you.

 

Now, why would you care my fucked up little gay pony lover?