cuntspotter Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Then there is my old Mum's sofa..... The arm has developed a slight, green tinge. As has the end of my...... What, too much ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Well, that's the first time I ever came second. Another jet's gone down, Bawsey. Scruff Jackie was due to be on that plane in Indonesia! Miraculously he only just missed it by about ...16000 miles. He was all cosy at home in bed... without a ticket or a worry. Fate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 After watching "Krakatoa, East of Java" in 1978, we almost considered a family trip to the area. Thank fuck Mater and Pater saw sense. A flight delay of 36 years may have spelled disaster for Famille Jacko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 After watching "Krakatoa, East of Java" in 1978, we almost considered a family trip to the area. Thank fuck Mater and Pater saw sense. A flight delay of 36 years may have spelled disaster for Famille Jacko. It's all relative, Jackie. Live each day as if it's your last. When the tsunami hit on Boxing Day 2004, I was skiing in val d'isere. The wave didn't quite reach the Alps, but... you know what Im saying?.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 You've either got it, or you haven't got style Got it.. and you stand out a mile. When you were those duds, with a wild kind of studs Watch those dolls lining up single file You've either got it...... or you haven't got style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Votes are in and lines are now closed. It's a two horse race between the Cat and Gobbie AKA.. Franzia council bint galore. Bawsey you can fuck off.. you were never a contender. The winner will receive a full length nudie photo of me via PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 The joy is not in the winning but in the taking part. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Frank you sad two bob fucking tosser. What the fuck is this shit? This is the kind of bollocks i expect from the Jizzmonster. How am i supposed to get any pleasure taking the piss out of you when you are doing my job for me? This is my list of.............Nobody with a fucking brain cares Frank. How can i compete with this embarrassing self parody? Crawl into a hole and die Frank. You have nothing to say so just do yourself a favour and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 6 out of 10, you've been nastier than this before. Frank you sad two bob fucking tosser. What the fuck is this shit? This is the kind of bollocks i expect from the Jizzmonster. How am i supposed to get any pleasure taking the piss out of you when you are doing my job for me? This is my list of.............Nobody with a fucking brain cares Frank. How can i compete with this embarrassing self parody? Crawl into a hole and die Frank. You have nothing to say so just do yourself a favour and fuck off. Rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 30, 2014 Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Eat shit. Always to the point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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