Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Saps of the Corner unite. I'm not going to undermine the weak and feeble humourless chompers that have dragged this site into disrepair. I certainly won't be mentioning any names DecimusMikeDKuntyCardinalCupid. I want to celebrate all that is good! This year the most salubrious prize will be awarded to my favourite cunt .. a proper cunt (not you Proper.. bore) who's stood the test of time. In no particular order, the nominees are.... 1. Fat semi-retired oaf on the fence, nursery nurse and all round good baldie fellow... Cuntspotter 2. The beautiful.. Cat/Tess/Poohknee 3. Solid man's man up there.. Revend. 4. Sly in the sky.. Bawsey (new entry) 5. Hairy arse hit n miss .. Judge 6. Obese wino council cake .. Gobbie Good luck! Winner announced on New Years Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Your top three should be: 1: Run a hot bath. I realise that your bedsit must have limited supplies, but I promise you won't need much. 2: Say your goodbyes to the maximum of two people you know in the real world. The local parole officer who specialises in sex offender cases and your good friend Jonathan King. 3: Slit your wrists and slowly bleed to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Your top three should be: 1: Run a hot bath. I realise that your bedsit must have limited supplies, but I promise you won't need much. 2: Say your goodbyes to the maximum of two people you know in the real world. The local parole officer who specialises in sex offender cases and your good friend Jonathan King. 3: Slit your wrists and slowly bleed to death. 4: Take the toaster in with you as well for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Your top three should be: 1: Run a hot bath. I realise that your bedsit must have limited supplies, but I promise you won't need much. 2: Say your goodbyes to the maximum of two people you know in the real world. The local parole officer who specialises in sex offender cases and your good friend Jonathan King. 3: Slit your wrists and slowly bleed to death. Oh come on, decimus. Read that back.. twice if you must, and surely.... fuck me, surely you'll see that you're rubbish in every respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Oh come on, decimus. Read that back.. twice if you must, and surely.... fuck me, surely you'll see that you're rubbish in every respect. I'll read it back if you promise to start at number three simultaneously and immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Today is Christmas day. A time for family and friends. You have been on here all day in some guise or another. You have no life. Happy new year nerd. Fuck off Jazz. Those forex figures have fucked up your tiny Clouseau mind. I put in at least 3 hours of family time today! Friends I don't do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 Those forex figures have fucked up your tiny Clouseau mind. I put in at least 3 hours of family time today! Friends I don't do. Wait until the buses start running again, then throw yourself under one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 25, 2014 Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 I reckon even the Samaritans will hang up on you on New Year's Eve. I was hoping they'd just hang him, full stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 So much negativity. I fucking despise Christmas, and everybody here is most certainly a cunt, but must there always be an atmosphere of forboding gloom hanging over the corner like storm clouds? Being that Christmas is now offically in the history books, fuck off one and all, and to all an intestinal gas uncomfortable night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Whilst Jazz spends his 30 days on the Stroke rehab ward following his brainstem event, the floor is all yours. Cunts are interchangeable, as you well know. I reckon even the Samaritans will hang up on you on New Year's Eve. Klefto aside, who else am I? You fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Klefto aside, who else am I? You fucking idiot. You've had more id's than you've had semi hard cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 So much negativity. I fucking despise Christmas, and everybody here is most certainly a cunt, but must there always be an atmosphere of forboding gloom hanging over the corner like storm clouds? Being that Christmas is now offically in the history books, fuck off one and all, and to all an intestinal gas uncomfortable night! [/quote There's a fine line when defining a cunt, a shitcunt, a thick cunt, and a downright fucking idiot. Naturally shit like this will attract idiots, but there's a couple on here that make it all worth while. Then you've got your unique cunts.... take Proper for example... a wet fucking weekender cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 You've had more id's than you've had semi hard cock. Nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Now, now Frank. 3 hours of family time must be your limit. Searching questions as to who you are, were or aspire to be are out of my professional scope. If admin can't sort out your various ID's then a boring cunt like me will not try. Lighten up, unlike you to have your chain pulled so easily. More to the point.........if you knew my other ID's you dopey cunt. You caught me in between characters there, Proper... you crafty double-chomping gambler of the cock. Don't spoil it for me... especially if you're in my top 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Would a downright fucking idiot fall into the monumental cunt category, or exceedingly thick cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Crikey Frank # Flattered. I'm a simple soul who's just run the gauntlet of a bloody minded 20 something immediate family TV debate on the sofa in a battle of wits and come out not broken (praise be the Corner). Kudos belongs to all, there are no winners, only willing participants, so long as they entertain, i shall be checking in. Happy Chrimbo xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Crikey Frank # Flattered. I'm a simple soul who's just run the gauntlet of a bloody minded 20 something immediate family TV debate on the sofa in a battle of wits and come out not broken (praise be the Corner). Kudos belongs to all, there are no winners, only willing participants, so long as they entertain, i shall be checking in. Happy Chrimbo xxx You were broken going into the debate, a complete and utter defective. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I am relying on you to dig up a few more of the old ones. Time is of the essence, before they discharge that cunt with hydrocephalic shunt, PEG tube and supra pubic catheter. Mum's the word. For just once, stop posting something medically inclined and make me the fuck laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 For just once, stop posting something medically inclined and make me the fuck laugh. Just for once, let a man stretch your shit chute. the look on your face will make him fucking laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Just for once, let a man stretch your shit chute. the look on your face will make him fucking laugh! 'stretched shit chute'... that sobered me up. So much so that I've just realised londonm's on my list of nominees. london... consider yourself removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 It's been my job for 24 years. The day I stop moaning about it (especially the cunts who run it) is the day I stop caring. What about fat cunts and the bariatric trolley and specialist ambulance with modified suspension and low level floor. Even the overhead tracking hoist gives up. Fucking crane from Belfast ship yard would struggle. Rashes in all folds of skin. So much fungai a michelin star restaurant owner would be doing specials all week. Catheterise it? I'll get my miners helmet on. Fuck me, I need me meds. It's all in the timing.. proper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Cut a cunt a bit of slack. The last 2 weeks I've seen death, piss heads and shit heads dumping their elderly relatives. And the mother-in-law is here. I'm under serious pressure and I have more of it every day from later today until into the new year. Don't kill yourself... whatever you do. Someone out there must love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 It's been my job for 24 years. The day I stop moaning about it (especially the cunts who run it) is the day I stop caring. What about fat cunts and the bariatric trolley and specialist ambulance with modified suspension and low level floor. Even the overhead tracking hoist gives up. Fucking crane from Belfast ship yard would struggle. Rashes in all folds of skin. So much fungai a michelin star restaurant owner would be doing specials all week. Catheterise it? I'll get my miners helmet on. Fuck me, I need me meds. Always look on the bright side of life,,,,do do...do do do do do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Frank, 1 go fuck yourself 2 go and get fucked by a large African Gentleman 3 place your head into the oven and turn on the gas. Lets hope it takes a long time to die and it really hurts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Frank, 1 go fuck yourself 2 go and get fucked by a large African Gentleman 3 place your head into the oven and turn on the gas. Lets hope it takes a long time to die and it really hurts. Fuckin students Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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