Guest JackoTC Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Cold turkey? No thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Just to keep you all informed, I died at 3.22 pm today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Just to keep you all informed, I died at 3.22 pm today. As a semi pro entertainer, I have "died" many, many times only to come back next time. My mates call me Lazarus. Everyone else calls me talentless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Just to keep you all informed, I died at 3.22 pm today. May I have your collection of Polaroids from the ladies loo in your office building? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Alas, I have drifted into the arena of the unwell. Been shitting myself and shaking all day. Hot then shivering with cold. I have avoided any sort of illness since I had a bout of food poisoning in 1993. Not even had a cold. I feel a right cunt now. My air of invincibility has been reduced to nothing, as has been my supply of arse paper. . My sympathy on the shitting front, at least you'll be the only cunt to loose weight this Xmas. Mrs pecker has come down with similar (minus the shits thank fuck) leaving me the last cunt standing when it comes to dealing with the stubblets. Finally relatives have come in useful almost making up for the useless, unwanted shit they got me for Xmas. Again. Carry on shitting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Just to keep you all informed, I died at 3.22 pm today. Waste of time worrying about some people, they just piss on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Just to keep you all informed, I died at 3.22 pm today. Sorry to hear that, Jacko. At least I can call you a cunt now without fear of you sallying forth with some unanswerable riposte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Just to keep you all informed, I died at 3.22 pm today. At the end everybody leaves, just not the ones you would like to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Its funny cos when I had my stroke and semi heart attack both over a weekend I felt perfectly alright apart from not being able to use all my right hand side of my body I experienced no pain? If you want to experience one of the problems you have, try wiping your arse with the other hand for those that actually do on here, dirty cunts. Do you mean to tell me I've been wasting good money on bog rolls all these years, when I could have just been using my hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 When I was in the second year in school (Y8 these days) a lad in my class died. I fuckin hated his guts and was so genuinely pleased that I got worried God would kill me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I have no arsehole. This is what happens when you have no arsehole and can't fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 fart.jpg This is what happens when you have no arsehole and can't fart. Ah well, you see, I spout enough shite out of my mouth, that's why I come on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I had another friend who got smashed to fuck on the railway line and another mate had to appear at the enquiry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I had another friend who got smashed to fuck on the railway line and another mate had to appear at the enquiry. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Fuck off. I see your training for the samaritans is coming on a bundle Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 ***** Evans tied a fuckin dog to that railway track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Waste of time worrying about some people, they just piss on you. Sorry sheepie. But if you fancy a bit of that I'm game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Sorry to hear that, Jacko. At least I can call you a cunt now without fear of you sallying forth with some unanswerable riposte. That's unanswerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 fart.jpg This is what happens when you have no arsehole and can't fart. I hate being stalked on the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Shame he didn't. I want to be reincarnated as bat shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 I want to be reincarnated as bat shit Isn't that what your avatar is?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Isn't that what your avatar is?????? In the new Star Wars films, the Sith have been superseded by The Cyst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Sorry to hear that, Jacko. At least I can call you a cunt now without fear of you sallying forth with some unanswerable riposte. Ha - Westy, you snotty, booger filled poof chariot. That's what you get for your lack of sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Sorry sheepie. But if you fancy a bit of that I'm game. Lets start a book on how much piss the sheep can hold before it starts dripping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Lets start a book on how much piss the sheep can hold before it starts dripping. Have a care. I'm getting a semi here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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