Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 This time tomorrow night I'll be at the hotel Nacional in Havana. I'll be thinking of you spot. Adieu. You mean you'll be walking up behind prisoners in Guantanamo who have dropped their soap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I had hatred in my heart for Stoke for years, solely as it is the birth place of Robbie Williams. Then a couple of years ago I had the misfortune to actually visit it. What a fascinating experience. The natives were akin to an undiscovered Papua New Guinean tribe, only less developed and more savage. Darwin would have had a field day with them. Needless to say I will never make a return trip, I'd rather have a weeks all inclusive in Basra, the weather is at least better and I'd be far less likely to be stabbed. Have they developed the wheel and opposable thumbs yet, Pen?that explains a lot. I once dated a bloke from Stoke, he had the hairiest back I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 This time tomorrow night I'll be at the hotel Nacional in Havana. I'll be thinking of you spot. Adieu. Have a couple of Rum babas before hitting the town. Just down from the Havana Libre hotel , towards the beach, is the club la zorra. It's got Jazz 7 nights a week. I've played there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I'd rather be in stoke than cuba. What a fuckup that place is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Have a couple of Rum babas before hitting the town. Just down from the Havana Libre hotel , towards the beach, is the club la zorra. It's got Jazz 7 nights a week. I've played there. So thats where Jazz goes when he gets a ban from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Have a couple of Rum babas before hitting the town. Just down from the Havana Libre hotel , towards the beach, is the club la zorra. It's got Jazz 7 nights a week. I've played there. I've arrived, spot. I was last here in '95 when I was 20 something... nothing changes. Thanks.. zorra it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 So thats where Jazz goes when he gets a ban from here. Guantanamo bay is just round the corner, the yanks employ him as a freelance torturer. When the waterboarding and severe beatings fail they bring him in as a last resort. His clip art interpretations of the prophet Mohammed gets them going crazy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I like to stoke fires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Have a couple of Rum babas before hitting the town. Just down from the Havana Libre hotel , towards the beach, is the club la zorra. It's got Jazz 7 nights a week. I've played there. If it's got Jazz, Frank will be there with his fangs exposed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I've arrived, spot. I was last here in '95 when I was 20 something... nothing changes. Thanks.. zorra it is. You cunt! You go all the way to Cuba, a nice warm tropical venue, and the first thing you do is come here! You don't pull some local fit commie bird, nor do you get pissed on fine rum drinks, you check in at the corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Sadly, I've been there. Utter shithole, full of twats. It's evidently chicken town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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