Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Eye's goin up Hanley duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Im sorry. Id rather be a cunt than say i like stoke. It is wretched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 They're potty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I don't even know where it is, my mum always said the sea started at Watford and my mum wouldn't lie to me Ain't you been to Florenspit or Boslem then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 They're potty. You're not wrong there me old china. Thought I'd join in with the banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 I had hatred in my heart for Stoke for years, solely as it is the birth place of Robbie Williams. Then a couple of years ago I had the misfortune to actually visit it. What a fascinating experience. The natives were akin to an undiscovered Papua New Guinean tribe, only less developed and more savage. Darwin would have had a field day with them. Needless to say I will never make a return trip, I'd rather have a weeks all inclusive in Basra, the weather is at least better and I'd be far less likely to be stabbed. Have they developed the wheel and opposable thumbs yet, Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Potters are lovely kind hearted people .. their one problem is that no one has ever told them about something known as "soap and water". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Isn't that the place Terry Waite was held hostage for 5 years whilst doing missionary work there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Never been, but as has been mentioned before in the thread, Robbie fucking Williams being dragged into the world there is enough to make me avoid it like the plague. Which funnily enough is still rampant in Stoke, I hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Many years ago i went with my West Ham supporting mates (cunts) to see Stoke vs Your Darling Hammers. Fuck knows why, i must have had a sore cock because i would rather spend my weekend jerking off these days. Anyway, we were lining up for a Northern pie and chips before the game and this cunt , hearing our Cockney twang, came up and introduced himself as a fellow Cockney. He then told us he was a fucking Gooner so naturally we asked why he was attending this match. He told us he lived in Stoke and attended every game against a London club so he could talk to "real people for a change". We asked him what it was like living in Stoke. He looked around, leaned forward and whispered......"they're as thick as fucking shit." I've never forgotten that. A few years later i attended a game at Port Vale (that's also in Stoke for you poofs) and met some Stokie wanker but that's another story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Many years ago i went with my West Ham supporting mates (cunts) to see Stoke vs Your Darling Hammers. Fuck knows why, i must have had a sore cock because i would rather spend my weekend jerking off these days. Anyway, we were lining up for a Northern pie and chips before the game and this cunt , hearing our Cockney twang, came up and introduced himself as a fellow Cockney. He then told us he was a fucking Gooner so naturally we asked why he was attending this match. He told us he lived in Stoke and attended every game against a London club so he could talk to "real people for a change". We asked him what it was like living in Stoke. He looked around, leaned forward and whispered......"they're as thick as fucking shit." I've never forgotten that. A few years later i attended a game at Port Vale (that's also in Stoke for you poofs) and met some Stokie wanker but that's another story. Up The Vale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Many years ago i went with my West Ham supporting mates (cunts) to see Stoke vs Your Darling Hammers. Fuck knows why, i must have had a sore cock because i would rather spend my weekend jerking off these days. Anyway, we were lining up for a Northern pie and chips before the game and this cunt , hearing our Cockney twang, came up and introduced himself as a fellow Cockney. He then told us he was a fucking Gooner so naturally we asked why he was attending this match. He told us he lived in Stoke and attended every game against a London club so he could talk to "real people for a change". We asked him what it was like living in Stoke. He looked around, leaned forward and whispered......"they're as thick as fucking shit." I've never forgotten that. A few years later i attended a game at Port Vale (that's also in Stoke for you poofs) and met some Stokie wanker but that's another story. This all sounds very working class judy. I've been to the dogs a few times. I don't know if that helps at all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 They're potty. I wish I'd said that Whistler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Many years ago i went with my West Ham supporting mates (cunts) to see Stoke vs Your Darling Hammers. Fuck knows why, i must have had a sore cock because i would rather spend my weekend jerking off these days. Anyway, we were lining up for a Northern pie and chips before the game and this cunt , hearing our Cockney twang, came up and introduced himself as a fellow Cockney. He then told us he was a fucking Gooner so naturally we asked why he was attending this match. He told us he lived in Stoke and attended every game against a London club so he could talk to "real people for a change". We asked him what it was like living in Stoke. He looked around, leaned forward and whispered......"they're as thick as fucking shit." I've never forgotten that. A few years later i attended a game at Port Vale (that's also in Stoke for you poofs) and met some Stokie wanker but that's another story. I lived there for three years, and can confirm this report on their average iq. They are, however, unbelievably friendly; unlike a lot of pubs down here, you can happily chat with a complete stranger in a stoke boozer without much fear of getting glassed or stabbed. And the womenfolk are rather more, ahem, free with their favours than their southern counterparts. Buy 'em a couple of cheap drinks and you're in like flynn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Many years ago i went with my West Ham supporting mates (cunts) to see Stoke vs Your Darling Hammers. Fuck knows why, i must have had a sore cock because i would rather spend my weekend jerking off these days. Anyway, we were lining up for a Northern pie and chips before the game and this cunt , hearing our Cockney twang, came up and introduced himself as a fellow Cockney. He then told us he was a fucking Gooner so naturally we asked why he was attending this match. He told us he lived in Stoke and attended every game against a London club so he could talk to "real people for a change". We asked him what it was like living in Stoke. He looked around, leaned forward and whispered......"they're as thick as fucking shit." I've never forgotten that. A few years later i attended a game at Port Vale (that's also in Stoke for you poofs) and met some Stokie wanker but that's another story. Complete and utter bollocks. Not a word of fucking truth in that entire load of shit. Hi Judge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 This all sounds very working class judy. I've been to the dogs a few times. I don't know if that helps at all?It's very working class Herr Oberst, but then so is describing greyhound racing as "the dogs". I'm not ashamed of being working class so what's your excuse you jumped up little parking warden? (wearing a nice uniform of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 I lived there for three years, and can confirm this report on their average iq. They are, however, unbelievably friendly; unlike a lot of pubs down here, you can happily chat with a complete stranger in a stoke boozer without much fear of getting glassed or stabbed. And the womenfolk are rather more, ahem, free with their favours than their southern counterparts. Buy 'em a couple of cheap drinks and you're in like flynn. Yer lookin' fer business duck? Come with me up Bentilee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 So, this 'Stoke' It's a place oop norf is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 So, this 'Stoke' It's a place oop norf is it? No. If you're up north, you go through stoke on your way back to civilisation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 17, 2015 Report Share Posted January 17, 2015 Go Stoke, sure to choke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Up the Vale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Is't Burton's bitter from up there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 Is't Burton's bitter from up there? Burton-on-Trent about 25 miles South of the Potts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 So, Stoke hasn't even got that? Bummer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Share Posted January 18, 2015 So, Stoke hasn't even got that? Bummer! This time tomorrow night I'll be at the hotel Nacional in Havana. I'll be thinking of you spot. Adieu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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