Guest Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 We don't always get what we want, Cat. It is the cold and flu season, people will eventually entertain you with their insights on cough, congestion, headache, lethargy, sneezing, sore throat, nausea, diarrhea, and of course, phlegm! A sure highlight to cap off any already shit day. Still, could be worse, you could be stuck in a lift with old judge and he could be boring you to utter death with his observations on life, not that he has one. If I was stuck in a lift with Judge, I doubt talking would be on either of our minds ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 If I was stuck in a lift with Judge, I doubt talking would be on either of our minds ;-) I think my brekkie is going to come up! I know if I were stuck in a lift with him, I don't think I could stop laughing at his hunchbacked, protruding brow, wart covered, shit stained pants stature long enough to converse with the cunt. I know I wouldn't want to inhale the vapors of his nightly kebab, as it adheres to you like glue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 Gosh .. a smilie from Judy! Doesn't happen often. Now that I know it's possible, I'll have to reassess where I place him here. He's been in a dead heat with Bronski lately. He just went up a few rungs on the ladder. I know, he cares not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I overheard a woman today , i would estimate in her mid-fifties, saying, "i'm sorry, that's my bad." JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Leaving aside how ridiculous she looked and sounded, is there no fucking hope for the English language? I quite like American swearing but this fucking pidgin English drives me up the cunting wall. By the way, why couldn't i find this superb thread on search? You won't shut me up you cocksuckers! I'm an angry motherfucker and don't you fucking forget it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 I overheard a woman today , i would estimate in her mid-fifties, saying, "i'm sorry, that's my bad." JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Leaving aside how ridiculous she looked and sounded, is there no fucking hope for the English language? I quite like American swearing but this fucking pidgin English drives me up the cunting wall. By the way, why couldn't i find this superb thread on search? You won't shut me up you cocksuckers! I'm an angry motherfucker and don't you fucking forget it! ZZzzzzZZzzzZZZzzZZzzzZZz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 I overheard a woman today , i would estimate in her mid-fifties, saying, "i'm sorry, that's my bad." JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! Leaving aside how ridiculous she looked and sounded, is there no fucking hope for the English language? I quite like American swearing but this fucking pidgin English drives me up the cunting wall. By the way, why couldn't i find this superb thread on search? You won't shut me up you cocksuckers! I'm an angry motherfucker and don't you fucking forget it! We'd never think of trying to shut you up, Judge. You're the closest thing to an actual CURE for insomnia humankind has discovered. You're actually quite a valuable resource! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 ..and there's me thinking it was "none too shabby"... ..."students" who actually say "lol" and pretend they are being "ironic"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 I quite like American swearing but this fucking pidgin English drives me up the cunting wall. I thought you hated all these Americanisms that come over here. Make your fucking mind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 I thought you hated all these Americanisms that come over here. Make your fucking mind up. I fucking hate the yankee doodle fuckwits with a passion... It's FILMS not fucking MOVIES you piss-stained-lard-ARSED-braindead rejects.... even the BBC newscasters use fucking 'movies' now...CUNTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 On 1/14/2015 at 5:16 PM, Decimus said: Frank is a Chas without a Dave. In other words fucking pointless. Did I miss anything last night, only I haven't seen 'eavens around today and it says on the news that Chas is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 On an unrelated note, this thread is a veritable cunts' graveyard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Did I miss anything last night, only I haven't seen 'eavens around today and it says on the news that Chas is dead. He's been working hard to reach his target, to earn a few bob to take him daahn to Margit. I'll get me titfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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