Guest judgetwi Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I am fucking sick and tired of hearing this shithead expression pouring out of the stupid gobs of fucking two bob morons. Why has this suddenly become fashionable ? I suspect it comes from trash American TV but i don't really care. I just want it to go away. The next wanker who says this to me i'm going to.............well... bite my lip, fume inwardly, come on here and call somebody a cunt. Frank.........you're a CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 A not too shabby nomination by Judy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I am fucking sick and tired of hearing this shithead expression pouring out of the stupid gobs of fucking two bob morons. Why has this suddenly become fashionable ? I suspect it comes from trash American TV but i don't really care. I just want it to go away. The next wanker who says this to me i'm going to.............well... bite my lip, fume inwardly, come on here and call somebody a cunt. Frank.........you're a CUNT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Yowser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Yowser! Morning Spotto! How's your day thus far? Mine's not to shabby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Morning Spotto! How's your day thus far? Mine's not to shabby! Top drawer, old boy, top drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Top drawer, old boy, top drawer. Groovy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Groovy Were you going to say anything else after this? It's just that you didn't use a full stop. I thought you'd like to know, what with you being a fully fledged member of the grammar and punctuation police these days. As I said before, up your fucking game you tedious cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 'Mustn't grumble' is another one. When I ask someone how they are, I do not expect a negative response unless they have a terminal illness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 'Mustn't grumble' is another one. When I ask someone how they are, I do not expect a negative response unless they have a terminal illness.It's the 'Mustn't grumble' uttered by the Downtrodden, that you know would just love to go off on a filibuster of a Grumble, starting with the state of their Spastic Colon and finishing sometime ere Michelmas with a good old seethe about 'the number of Darkies there are about the place', that really makes me want to rip off their stupid heads and shit down the hole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 You're turning into Big Vern again judy and I know you'll "never let the fackin filf take you alive". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I've never heard this ''not too shabby'' but then one wouldn't as one never mixes with cunts does one don't cha know This "don't cha know" thing you keep saying Del. Have you any idea what a thick chav wanker it makes you sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I think the popularity of this phrase (if popularity is the right word) stems more from the sort of Home Counties stockbroker cunts that spunk several grand a pop on a single bottle of champagne while you sit in the corner of the bar nursing your half of Youngs Bitter trying to make their heads explode telepathically, like in Scanners. That said, there is a "street" usage of shabby where it already means its own opposite similar to "bad", "sick" and "wicked". If this trend continues it won't be long before we hear phrases like "Yo, that's well holocaust!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I think the popularity of this phrase (if popularity is the right word) stems more from the sort of Home Counties stockbroker cunts that spunk several grand a pop on a single bottle of champagne while you sit in the corner of the bar nursing your half of Youngs Bitter trying to make their heads explode telepathically, like in Scanners. That said, there is a "street" usage of shabby where it already means its own opposite similar to "bad", "sick" and "wicked". If this trend continues it won't be long before we hear phrases like "Yo, that's well holocaust!". Don't fuck with the Wongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Oh what a fucking tragedy, Grindr; I've just spent an evening attempting to introduce your bezzie mate Londonloveadongmmmong to the world of wit and intelligence. How fucking annoyed do you think I am; right now? Eh? Eh? Fucking annoyed, that's how annoyed. Nowt to do with LondonKlaxopredictableresponsedumbo; I was annoyed on the first place. Frank is a cunt I have no idea what this fucking bollocks is about but if you have nothing better to do with your evenings than exchange dialogue with The Londonmoron you need to get a life. However your one decipherable statement is beyond dispute. Frank is indeed a cunt. It may be a statement of the bleeding obvious but cannot be repeated often enough in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 I think the popularity of this phrase (if popularity is the right word) stems more from the sort of Home Counties stockbroker cunts that spunk several grand a pop on a single bottle of champagne while you sit in the corner of the bar nursing your half of Youngs Bitter trying to make their heads explode telepathically, like in Scanners. That said, there is a "street" usage of shabby where it already means its own opposite similar to "bad", "sick" and "wicked". If this trend continues it won't be long before we hear phrases like "Yo, that's well holocaust!". Or you could say that bloke is a right Frank, meaning a complete cunt and wanker, but, in effect , used to imply the opposite. Hmmm........it doesn't work for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 This nom is ok as Pen says. Not too shabby ya know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Or you could say that bloke is a right Frank, meaning a complete cunt and wanker, but, in effect , used to imply the opposite. Hmmm........it doesn't work for me. Or you could say that bloke is a right Frank, meaning a complete cunt and wanker, but, in effect , used to imply the opposite. Hmmm........it doesn't work for me. A frunkt? See if you can get your meth breath bouche around that... old-timer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Frank is indeed a cunt. It may be a statement of the bleeding obvious but cannot be repeated often enough in my book. Frank was the yin to Vajazzle's yang. Now the doodling dickhead has fucked off to the clip art gallery in the sky, Frank is a Chas without a Dave. In other words fucking pointless. Get a new repertoire Franklin, you're wearing thinner than Broney's wank glove and your material is just as old as the vile man juice stains that are encrusted on it. Failing that, I'll make you a solemn promise that you'll find paradise by the dashboard light of your state funded disabled car. All you need to do is attach a hose to the exhaust, feed it through the window and suck in the air harder than you do the cock at your local public toilet glory hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 God bless you Delboy my son x I only hope Frank see's the error of his ways and updates his material. The standard of it recently has plunged to the levels of The Dandy and The Beezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Betty Boop she is not to shabby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Judge, improve your game, this is a really lame nom. This may surprise you but i really don't seek or need your approval. In fact being slagged off by you is a badge of honour on this site. I am a man who understands the meaning of the word "gratitude" so thanks for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 This may surprise you but i really don't seek or need your approval. In fact being slagged off by you is a badge of honour on this site. I am a man who understands the meaning of the word "gratitude" so thanks for that. Gosh .. a smilie from Judy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 16, 2015 Report Share Posted January 16, 2015 'Mustn't grumble' is another one. When I ask someone how they are, I do not expect a negative response unless they have a terminal illness. We don't always get what we want, Cat. It is the cold and flu season, people will eventually entertain you with their insights on cough, congestion, headache, lethargy, sneezing, sore throat, nausea, diarrhea, and of course, phlegm! A sure highlight to cap off any already shit day. Still, could be worse, you could be stuck in a lift with old judge and he could be boring you to utter death with his observations on life, not that he has one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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