Guest JackoTC Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Heard a genuinely shocking story on the news today - apparently over 90 people a week in the UK use the self checkout counter. Doesn't that seem a huge number ? Is Frank moonlighting at The Samaritans ? And just so I don't offend anyone with a picture of some poor geezers gory self demise, I have opted for a bird in a bikini with big plastic tits sunbathing...or whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 It's a bit of a cunt and certainly not as good as it used to be. Increase of roughly 10% over last 35 years. Viva anti depressants, new recreational drug of choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 It's a bit of a cunt and certainly not as good as it used to be. Increase of roughly 10% over last 35 years. Viva anti depressants, new recreational drug of choice.What are we talking about? Killing yourself or the bird in the picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 What are we talking about? Killing yourself or the bird in the picture? Careful, now, remember what the parole board said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 The question I'd like answered is if the increase in suicides doing anything to reduce the number of sheer and utter cunts? Is there any tangible data measuring this correlation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 The question I'd like answered is if the increase in suicides doing anything to reduce the number of sheer and utter cunts? Is there any tangible data measuring this correlation? I suspect not Kunty - the membership on The Corner is actually on the increase ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I suspect not Kunty - the membership on The Corner is actually on the increase ! Or some punters are just setting up some new ID's in preparation for Jazz's return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 http://www.campaignlive.co.uk/news/1327546/ So - it all comes out at last - Frank is a hairdresser ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Takings ones own life has been a fact of life (or death) for as long as mankind has existed. Indeed, in many cultures it is a badge of honour. There's a lot of no hopers that would be better off dead in my opinion. Jump you fucker jump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Takings ones own life has been a fact of life (or death) for as long as mankind has existed. Indeed, in many cultures it is a badge of honour. There's a lot of no hopers that would be better off dead in my opinion. Jump you fucker jump! Fuck me, you're a little too old for me.. but my god I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I killed myself once. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 A failed suicide attempt must be fuckin depressing. I mean, shit, where do you go from there? Who the cunt do you fuckin get in touch with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I am a gay Nazi. Didn't know you could do this ? Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I lick goats balls when I visit Israel. Plenty of scope for mischief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Please ass fuck my wife with a lobster Rat as I'm unable to get it up anymore Seeing as you're a mate Wacko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 Seeing as you're a mate Wacko But what the fuck is a lobster rat ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 A bit like a crab rabbit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Give it a go. You know you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Heard a genuinely shocking story on the news today - apparently over 90 people a week in the UK use the self checkout counter. Doesn't that seem a huge number ? Is Frank moonlighting at The Samaritans ?And just so I don't offend anyone with a picture of some poor geezers gory self demise, I have opted for a bird in a bikini with big plastic tits sunbathing...or whatever. For fuck sake Jacko, I told you not to use that photo of my nephew Gavin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 I am told that I have a "zest for life" .. that's why I kill at least five people every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Anyone committing such a desperate act in the belief that they have nothing worth living for is very sad. We all have our problems, but on balance, life is the dogs bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 For fuck sake Jacko, I told you not to use that photo of my nephew Gavin.He said it was ok to, when I saw him in Claires Accessories last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 He said it was ok to, when I saw him in Claires Accessories last week.what were you doing in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Anyone committing such a desperate act in the belief that they have nothing worth living for is very sad. We all have our problems, but on balance, life is the dogs bollocks.I do sometimes envy the hapless thicko's in novelty slippers. Those whose thoughts run no deeper than a bowl of cheese and fucking onion, could never understand why someone would take their own life. Dogs bollocks my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Cheese and onion? Breakfast of champions. Out of a bowl? Pure decadence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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