Eddie Posted March 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I remember the time when I was stood at the bar. The barman was just finishing my head off when Elton knocked my stool, causing me to get covered in a couple of pints. When the bouncer asked whose fault it was the dumpy little poof fingered me!Elton taught me a tune on the piano , he took is slowly until I got my fingers around the hard part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Also very good on the guitar , got it out gave it a few licks , strummed it hard whilst pulling on the whammy bar until he blew his stack, new amp then needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Wish he would change his hair style the cunts had it implanted now for fucking years, perhaps he could also ask them to do something about his belly, all that money and he cant employ a taxidermist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Is this the gay porn novels thread ? What vivid poofery fantasies you all have. Too much thought given to it I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 Fuck Elton John, he's a fucking prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 So this fat poof and his poof partner are having some sort of threesome with another poof, (allegedly) Nice, cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: So this fat poof and his poof partner are having some sort of threesome with another poof, (allegedly) Nice, cunts. As if the cunts 'children' don't have enough shame in their lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 10 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: So this fat poof and his poof partner are having some sort of threesome with another poof, (allegedly) Nice, cunts. It's fine though, as usual these celebrity poofs can do what the fuck they want. It's probably Graham Norton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: So this fat poof and his poof partner are having some sort of threesome with another poof, (allegedly) Nice, cunts. It would appear that it was just the poof partner who indulged in group sodomy.....in a paddling pool filled with olive oil. I wonder if they had a nice salad after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: It's fine though, as usual these celebrity poofs can do what the fuck they want. It's probably Graham Norton. I like to suffocate you with Elton's cock. Drop you to your little knees in a headlock, stick my fingers up your nose, then push Reg's hairy into your dopey gob whilst whistling Kenny Rogers 'Coward of the County'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 37 minutes ago, Frank said: I like to suffocate you with Elton's cock. Drop you to your little knees in a headlock, stick my fingers up your nose, then push Reg's hairy into your dopey gob whilst whistling Kenny Rogers 'Coward of the County'. I read all of that. I should send you a bill for the time i'll never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 23 minutes ago, MikeD said: I read all of that. I should send you a bill for the time i'll never get back. Mike, you have churned out nearly 3,500 posts of complete fucking dribble. If we start charging each other for wasted time, you'll be the first to go bankrupt, you wet prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Mike, you have churned out nearly 3,500 posts of complete fucking dribble. If we start charging each other for wasted time, you'll be the first to go bankrupt, you wet prick. Hello Diet Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Hello Diet Frank. It wasn't funny the first time you said it. What would be funny is if you suddenly realised how painfully pathetic you are, leading to you committing suicide. Think about it tonight whilst you're dreaming of dignity, sat in your terraced 2 up 2 down, surrounded by furnishings from Asda's George range, your rotter of a wife cooking spag bol again, and your imbecilic kids licking windows when they should be doing their homework. You make me sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: It wasn't funny the first time you said it. What would be funny is if you suddenly realised how painfully pathetic you are, leading to you committing suicide. Think about it tonight whilst you're dreaming of dignity, sat in your terraced 2 up 2 down, surrounded by furnishings from Asda's George range, your rotter of a wife cooking spag bol again, and your imbecilic kids licking windows when they should be doing their homework. You make me sick. More long-winded wank from a long-winded wanker. I expected nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: More long-winded wank from a long-winded wanker. I expected nothing less. Mike. You have posted shit on here nearly 3,500 times, as already stated. You are the longest-winded fucker on here by some distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Mike. You have posted nearly 3,500 times, as already stated. You are the longest-winded fucker on here by some distance. Maybe I should be more like you, eh? After all, you are just so on the fucking edge, the original rebel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Maybe I should be more like you, eh? After all, you are just so on the fucking edge, the original rebel. Thanks Mike. Your words would mean a lot... if I didn't think you were a complete cunt of no redeeming merit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Thanks Mike. Your words would mean a lot... if I didn't think you were a complete cunt of no redeeming merit. So you don't like me? Bit of a shock but I think I'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It wasn't funny the first time you said it. What would be funny is if you suddenly realised how painfully pathetic you are, leading to you committing suicide. Think about it tonight whilst you're dreaming of dignity, sat in your terraced 2 up 2 down, surrounded by furnishings from Asda's George range, your rotter of a wife cooking spag bol again, and your imbecilic kids licking windows when they should be doing their homework. You make me sick. That's more like it Slackers ,a real dish full of spitefulness with bile dressing. I am glad you are feeling better. I never doubted you for a minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: That's more like it Slackers ,a real dish full of spitefulness with bile dressing. I am glad you are feeling better. I never doubted you for a minute. I know, devastating. Don't know if i'll recover from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, MikeD said: So you don't like me? Bit of a shock but I think I'll be fine. One can only imagine your poor whelk-like wife.. a spineless, tit-less bit of shit in a shell, wishing she was dead and fucking buried. Idiot. Edited April 10, 2016 by Frank Save your likes, Bill.. this is not working for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Frank said: One can only imagine your poor whelk-like wife.. a spineless, tit-less bit of shit in a shell, wishing she was dead and fucking buried. Idiot. Nice bit of cunting there, particularly the "tit...bit...shit..shell" had a zesty ring to it. Cunt etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Mike. You have posted shit on here nearly 3,500 times, as already stated. You are the longest-winded fucker on here by some distance. Phew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 10, 2016 Report Share Posted April 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Nice bit of cunting there, particularly the "tit...bit...shit..shell" had a zesty ring to it. Cunt etc Yes, I thought it had a bit of poetry about it quince. With a little work, that could earn the laureate gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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