White Cunt Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 That was quite possibly me! and yes she is a bimboIt wasn't a bimbo. It was your lower body spilling over onto the passenger's seat. No roof is a blessing for pontoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Nipples on menBezThe second album by (insert latest Boyband name here)GarnishDrum solos'May contain nuts' signs on bags of nutsBez has a point... "get on stage and dance like a mad cunt" .. that is a perfect skill set for a career.. Back on topic..."2 Big Macs, 2 quarter pounder cheeseburgers with extra cheese, 2 large fries, a chicken sandwich, filet of fish, a dozen onion rings, spicy wedges, some nuggets, 3 apple pies and.... er.. oh.. yes.. a diet coke please..."ffs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Vegans, twitter, wasps, Dermot O'Dreary, the Health & Safety Executive, Apple's new fucking iWatch, Fern Cotton, gherkins .... the list is fucking endless I agree, mate. Although I've heard that gherkins are good for thrush, if inserted diligently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Clitorises on womenWomen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Synchronised Swimming,Americans,Bear Gryllis,Rap Music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Five day weather forecasts in Britain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Pins & needles and a Finger of FudgeA finger of fudge is just enough until it's time to eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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