camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Throughout life I've seen things that made me think to myself "Whats the point"? From people, to objects to incidences, I always wonder why the fuck these things are there for or happen. I'd like to know from other members what things or people etc have made you think "What is the fucking point". I'll kick off with 'Espresso'. What the fuck is the point of Espresso? Whats the point of having a thimble full of this disgusting shit? If you're going to have a coffee have a nice mug full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 David Beckham! What is the point in him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Convertibles and pools in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Convertibles and pools in the UK.I once saw some bloke in a convertible, not sure what it was but it was very swanky, bombing along, roof down on a freezing February morning wearing one of those parkas they wear on arctic surveys, with hood up and sunglasses. Next to him was some dozy blond bimbo, dressed for summer with her hair flowing behind her horizontally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 (edited) I once saw some bloke in a convertible, not sure what it was but it was very swanky, bombing along, roof down on a freezing February morning wearing one of those parkas they wear on arctic surveys, with hood up and sunglasses. Next to him was some dozy blond bimbo, dressed for summer with her hair flowing behind her horizontally.Those cretins are trying to look eccentric and stylish, and be "different", except everyone thinks what a pair of tits they are. Must be entertaining watching frosty bits of flesh, falling off of their visage. Edited May 14, 2015 by White Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Those cretins are trying to look eccentric and stylish, and be "different", except everyone things what a pair of tits they are. Must be entertaining watching frosty bits of flesh, falling of their visage.Well the bimbo certainly had a rosy red boat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 I think Exprsso is great ! Why not a whole mug full.!My mrs is italian, and starts every day with a large mug of Lavazza Rosso. That's the equivalent of 6 standard espressos in one syrupy, concentrated hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 My mrs is italian, and starts every day with a large mug of Lavazza Rosso. That's the equivalent of 6 standard espressos in one syrupy, concentrated hit. A small fry, compared with triple latte, creamy, chocolate laden, syrup smothered, topped with cream, waffles, cherries and umbrellas at Starbucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Ornamental pillows. Fucking hundreds of the cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Nipples on menBezThe second album by (insert latest Boyband name here)GarnishDrum solos'May contain nuts' signs on bags of nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Nipples on menClitorises on women 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I once saw some bloke in a convertible, not sure what it was but it was very swanky, bombing along, roof down on a freezing February morning wearing one of those parkas they wear on arctic surveys, with hood up and sunglasses. Next to him was some dozy blond bimbo, dressed for summer with her hair flowing behind her horizontally.That was quite possibly me! and yes she is a bimbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Clitorises on womenWhere are they then??? I thought that was a mythical appendage?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Where are they then??? I thought that was a mythical appendage??Some African blokes are flogging them on e-Bay - I'll ask them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 It's OK, I think I found it, hanging from Bill Thickers chin (Commonly known as cunt chops). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Logarithms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 And why do blind men wear glasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 And why do blind men wear glasses?It's the opposite of cunts who can barely see and yet don't wear them. Vanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 My wife's birth control pills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 My wife's birth control pills Please don't tell me you are a Catholic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Please don't tell me you are a Catholic...Unfortunately that's not the reason they are pointless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 curtain tie backs .... cushions on the bed ... scented candles ... oh , ok then - that stick in the shed for stirring paint ... the list goes on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 It's the opposite of cunts who can barely see and yet don't wear them. Vanity.And then there's the anomaly that is Roy Orbison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Unfortunately that's not the reason they are pointless Eddie, you are a love albatross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Swimming the Channel and/or eating Ryvita, both an exercise in fucking futility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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