OCR Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Why the fuck do £10 slippers off the market feel more comfortable than £80 shoes, 'designer' rip-off products, it's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I wouldn't know. Slippers are for women, the aged, and cunts who have no self respect. As are dressing gowns / housecoats, and to a certain extent pyjamas. As Punkape will no doubt tell you, "a smoking jacket and velvet slippers are acceptable in the absence of guests in the manor" - DO NOT listen to this load of old fucking shit, he is talking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I take it trainers are included here as well. Those cunts who spend a couple of hundred quid on something that looks like a pair of fucking egg cartons need hanging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 I wear my slippers, gown and and at certain times pyjamas too, which makes me look an old, tired and dowdy cunt. I repel Young things, which makes Mrs WC very content indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 I wouldn't know. Slippers are for women, the aged, and cunts who have no self respect. As are dressing gowns / housecoats, and to a certain extent pyjamas. As Punkape will no doubt tell you, "a smoking jacket and velvet slippers are acceptable in the absence of guests in the manor" - DO NOT listen to this load of old fucking shit, he is talking bollocks.a smoking jacket is perfectly fine, just don't let the cunt find out it was you who set it alight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 Fuck my old Woolworths bunny rabbit slippers. This is the sort of shit my old Grannie (Gawd rest her soul) would have written had she found her way on here. Thankfully they didn't have the internet in those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 People say I'm crazy, I got diamonds on the soles of my shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 reasons to be cheerful .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 There's now't wrong with a pair of old steel toe capped pit booits. There great for the pig sty and even better for a night on the town, especially if you get into a bit of a ruck!How about these ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have 70ish pairs of trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have 70ish pairs of trainers.Don't tell plod then.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 I have 70ish pairs of trainers.I think I might be Imelda Marcos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 How about these ones? Are those your dancing shoes Ding? Actually my niece could do with a pair of these, she lives in Leeds and could do with a couple of offensive weapons to fight off the local muggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Are those your dancing shoes Ding? Actually my niece could do with a pair of these, she lives in Leeds and could do with a couple of offensive weapons to fight off the local muggers.I was born down south Leeds.. fookall wrong there... at least there wasn't when I lived there... about 40 years ago.. maybe a nuke might be need now though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 How about these ones? Fuck me, those hurt just looking at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 I was born down south Leeds.. fookall wrong there... at least there wasn't when I lived there... about 40 years ago.. maybe a nuke might be need now though..It seems the place has changed in 40 years Ding. She was mugged twice by a group of gentlemen from India for her mobile phone within 3 months of moving there. Now she's dating a big ugly hairy arse fucker just to feel safe when she goes out. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 It seems the place has changed in 40 years Ding. She was mugged twice by a group of gentlemen from India for her mobile phone within 3 months of moving there. Now she's dating a big ugly hairy arse fucker just to feel safe when she goes out. Cunts.careful now... judy will have you for that one... as for "big ugly hairy arse fucker"... probably one of my many cousins then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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