Guest MikeD Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 BBC news 'tech' show which showcases expensive gadgets for geeky cunts and which 99% of the population will obviously never fucking use.'And we're here at the launch of the latest app which allows you to turn your kettle into a fucking washing machine'.Fuck off you bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Spencer is a cunt's name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 Great app for an I-Pad!It turns your I-pad into a set of scales so you can jump on it an weigh yourself! I'm gonna market it to Apple right now!!Also got this other great idea for an app!When you stare down at your I-pose, it allows you to see where you are going AS IF YOU WERE STARING STRAIGHT AHEAD!! How fucking great is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I've also developed a rather useful app to see if your I-Phone is possessed by a witch. Drop it into a bucket full of water for 3 minutes. If it's still working when you pull it out it means it is still possessed and you need to set fire to it immediately. This app has also been developed for any device with Windows 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Click used to be OK and was about computer technology, but yes it's just about bloody apps now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Click used to be OK and was about computer technology, but yes it's just about bloody apps now.Or some invention from Japan which obviously 99.9% of the population will never fucking use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Or some invention from Japan which obviously 99.9% of the population will never fucking use.toilet snorkel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Or some invention from Japan which obviously 99.9% of the population will never fucking use.toilet snorkeltoilet.............................................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I've also developed a rather useful app to see if your I-Phone is possessed by a witch. Drop it into a bucket full of water for 3 minutes. If it's still working when you pull it out it means it is still possessed and you need to set fire to it immediately. This app has also been developed for any device with Windows 8.This kind of already happened.Fake 'waterproof iPhone' ad tricks users into destroying their smartphoneshttp://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/fake-waterproof-iphone-ad-tricks-users-into-destroying-their-smartphones-8835952.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Fucking brilliant. Just confirms that people who buy fruit based I.T products are total cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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