Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Zimbabwe today announced they are phasing out their own currency, the Zimbabwean dollar, after more than twenty years of hyper-inflation. The good news is that you can still change any native currency you find down the sides of your settee at a rate of 35 quadrillion Z$ for every one US$.Independence for Rhodesia, they said, what could possibly go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Zimbabwe today announced they are phasing out their own currency, the Zimbabwean dollar, after more than twenty years of hyper-inflation. The good news is that you can still change any native currency you find down the sides of your settee at a rate of 35 quadrillion Z$ for every one US$.Independence for Rhodesia, they said, what could possibly go wrong? Bloody hell, I'm fucking 1000 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars over drawn ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 This was where Scotland was heading if it had been a yes vote.'That'll be ten million thistles for your loaf of bread please, cheers.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 We'll probably have to apologise for giving them independence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 We'll probably have to apologise for giving them independenceOk then.. "Oi Zimbas... Fuck off"... That do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Seems square enough for me. I'll send the fuckers a Jib Jab. Surely they don't deserve that??Just a simple "fuck off cunts" will suffice, they've suffered enough without that shite haven't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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