Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 These cunts grind on my nerves like few others. A doctor's office is small, cramped, and impersonal, but add one patient who refuses to leave the rest of his or her coven in the cave, and suddenly, you're surrounded by screaming brats, or crying infants, a bunch of cunts discussing the piles, nasal leakage, anal drippage, horrid green phlegm, minge cheese and odor, erectile issues, who's a cunt for knocking up which bird, who has the fucking crayons and isn't sharing, the smell of acidic piss, a week old nappy full past capacity, and every other patient that comes in has to stand so every fucking brat can run around taking up seating, but not actually sitting down. Miserable fucking cunts, I hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 Sounds like most of the pubs in Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 Wearing a placard around your neck with 'Ebola' scrawled on it should free up a bit of space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 It's fucking mental. They'll all go home with each other's diseases, so twice as many of the cunts will be back again next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 These cunts grind on my nerves like few others. A doctor's office is small, cramped, and impersonal, but add one patient who refuses to leave the rest of his or her coven in the cave, and suddenly, you're surrounded by screaming brats, or crying infants, a bunch of cunts discussing the piles, nasal leakage, anal drippage, horrid green phlegm, minge cheese and odor, erectile issues, who's a cunt for knocking up which bird, who has the fucking crayons and isn't sharing, the smell of acidic piss, a week old nappy full past capacity, and every other patient that comes in has to stand so every fucking brat can run around taking up seating, but not actually sitting down. Miserable fucking cunts, I hate them.You were obviously in my surgery last Thursday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share Posted August 6, 2015 I had all that when I did my stint in primary care. What boiled my piss was when you gave them medical advice and they'd fucking argue with you caus they either read something on google or their friend told them complete bollocks at a dinner party. Thankfully I got out of medicine when I took my bastard of a husband (ex) to fucking sketchleys and got the house and half the business. Buts that's another story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Wearing a placard around your neck with 'Ebola' scrawled on it should free up a bit of space. The cunts would just want to get it for themselves so they can get an excuse not to go to work. You were obviously in my surgery last Thursday morning.I thought I heard somebody calling the staff a lot of bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Years ago our family doctor was an Indian woman and very good she was too.She upset the local Indian community because she told them,1 appointment,1 person.If they bring their family each will need a separate appointment.They didn't like it as they never got preferential treatment from one of their own.She treated everyone the same regardless of skin colour and thats how it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Years ago our family doctor was an Indian woman and very good she was too.She upset the local Indian community because she told them,1 appointment,1 person.If they bring their family each will need a separate appointment.They didn't like it as they never got preferential treatment from one of their own.She treated everyone the same regardless of skin colour and thats how it should be.I agree with that summation. The problem here wasn't that the entire herd was ill, they were all just oxygen thieving, undisciplined fucking cunts taking up the few available seats from people who did make a proper appointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 I have no need for the docs because i trained as a shamen witch doctor, so now I just brew up some Ayahuasca, to alter my state of consciousness in order to perceive and interact with the spirit world and channel these transcendental energies into this world to cure my cold. Gets rids of hangovers too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Cracking nom. Out of likes I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 I have no need for the docs because i trained as a shamen witch doctor, so now I just brew up some Ayahuasca, to alter my state of consciousness in order to perceive and interact with the spirit world and channel these transcendental energies into this world to cure my cold. Gets rids of hangovers too.is this any good for genital herpes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 is this any good for genital herpes? Probably.. he's got plenty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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