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Fucking Google begging for donations every time I switch my computer on. Fuck off you predictable self promoting cunts. I'd rather donate to the corner, at least it serves a purpose and ranges from mildly amusing to piss funny. And who thought up that stupid name anyway, why not Goggle or Bungle?

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A Google is

10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

That is 1 followed by 100 zero's. Pointless post #1. Took me ages to type that. Fuck it. I'm going for a lie down now.

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I've noticed that today. If I want to donate I will. I don't need any cunt to tell me when.

Red Nose Day is going to be fucking brilliant next time round. We all know where that money will end up.

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A Google is

10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

That is 1 followed by 100 zero's. Pointless post #1. Took me ages to type that. Fuck it. I'm going for a lie down now.

Strictly (i.e. accurately) speaking, that's a googol, not a google.

The word was coined by a 9-year old who was asked to think of a name for a really big number. Lucky they didn't come up with "cuntload". (It can't have been a Scottish kid.)

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Charity fundraising - like Porn, God and The Poor - is omnipresent, burying it's way insidiously into every crevice of our lives.

Walk down any high street and your assaulted by 'Chuggers' faux-bonhomie oozing from every pore as they try to horn you up about the perils facing the South Mollucan shrimp as it's natural habitat is destroyed by an uncaring world and how you can turn this around by giving your bank details to a complete stranger.

Turn on the telly and there's Ewan Macgregor or that other Jock clitoris Tennant, doing their best 'emote for RADA' bit to camera, trying to chisel £2 a month from you.

The Internet then. Gotta be safe there surely? Nope, as we have duly established.

Cunt off Google!! I will not share! I refuse to nurture! Donating to anything can suck my cock for posterity!

....and take Geldof and Bono with you whilst you're about it!

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Strictly (i.e. accurately) speaking, that's a googol, not a google.

The word was coined by a 9-year old who was asked to think of a name for a really big number. Lucky they didn't come up with "cuntload". (It can't have been a Scottish kid.)

I stand correted and bow to superior knowledge. Now fuck off and edit Wickipedia you clever cunt. (Aint google wonderful ? ) Now tell me what U.N.C.L.E's enemy, T.H.R.U.S.H is an acronym for.

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I stand correted and bow to superior knowledge. Now fuck off and edit Wickipedia you clever cunt. (Aint google wonderful ? ) Now tell me what U.N.C.L.E's enemy, T.H.R.U.S.H is an acronym for.

'..for what T.H.R.U.S.H is an acronym' you ignorant cunt.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

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'..for what T.H.R.U.S.H is an acronym' you ignorant cunt.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.

Sorry you pedantic cunt, or should that be cunt pedantic. Cunt

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Neither

It should be '....you well-hung love-Albatross'

The day I refer to a bloke as a "well-hung love-albatross" does not seem particularly imminent.

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I stand correted and bow to superior knowledge. Now fuck off and edit Wickipedia you clever cunt. (Aint google wonderful ? ) Now tell me what U.N.C.L.E's enemy, T.H.R.U.S.H is an acronym for.

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Besides, I'm in Admin's bad books already today, and the eugenics undertones of T.H.R.U.S.H could easily see me on a 2-day sabbatical if things spiral downhill from there.

On a semi-related note, though, in the original pilot it was called W.A.S.P, not T.H.R.U.S.H. 

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I stand correted and bow to superior knowledge. Now fuck off and edit Wickipedia you clever cunt. (Aint google wonderful ? ) Now tell me what U.N.C.L.E's enemy, T.H.R.U.S.H is an acronym for.

Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

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Strictly (i.e. accurately) speaking, that's a googol, not a google.

The word was coined by a 9-year old who was asked to think of a name for a really big number. Lucky they didn't come up with "cuntload". (It can't have been a Scottish kid.)

Wasn't Google a Russian writer? Wrote The Government Inspector

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I'll be fucked if I give anything to these cunts.  I have a select few charitable organizations I support, because I know all of the money is used for the actual cause, and not to pay spokespeople and administrative fees, leaving mere scraps for those it's meant to help.  Fucking cunts, can fuck right off!  

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Guest DingTheRioja

This google shite is annoying the fuck out of me...  unlike the Cookies popo-up, there is no X to turn the fucker off...

 

..and by the way Google...

 

FUCK OFF AND PAY FOR THE IMMIGRANTS YOURSELF AND TAKE THE FUCKING LOT OF THEM BACK TO 'MURRICA WITH YOU SINCE ITS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT ANYWAY YOU FUCKING CUNTS!! CUNTS!!

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Someone needs to get out more often. Word perfect. How do you know that O strange one 

I watched it too much when I was young, even read the books. Google helped remind me of the whole phrase.

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I watched it too much when I was young, even read the books. Google helped remind me terms and the 5e whole phrase.

OK. Now tell me about the Angels in Captain Scarlet. Why were 4 named after musical tetms while the 5th, Destiny, was not. Some cunt in 1967 has left me fucking baffled for 48 years. Ultra cuntism in action. Fucking chuggers are cunts as well but I must confess to being a Google fan. Saves me having to remember anything.

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OK. Now tell me about the Angels in Captain Scarlet. Why were 4 named after musical tetms while the 5th, Destiny, was not. Some cunt in 1967 has left me fucking baffled for 48 years. Ultra cuntism in action. Fucking chuggers are cunts as well but I must confess to being a Google fan. Saves me having to remember anything.

What name would you have suggested for the 5th one then to keep the musical "y" theme going? I don't think "Jazzy" quite cuts the mustard.

Also, why does SIG mean something, but FAB doesn't?

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What name would you have suggested for the 5th one then to keep the musical "y" theme going? I don't think "Jazzy" quite cuts the mustard.

Also, why does SIG mean something, but FAB doesn't?

FAB. Firing all boosters. NODUF. As for musical tetm ending in'y'/ How about cacophony

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Fucking Arse Biscuits!

Re the Angels, I'd have fucked them all, and I don't care if they're puppets.

Not as plastic as half the bints knocking about. Kardashin, Price Maradonna et al. Remember Vampirella from the 70's?

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Google are cunts but then so are Microsoft with their dubious fucking default privacy settings in Windows 10. Check it out, and switch every fucking thing off. You don't want these cunts knowing where you are and what you're doing and more importantly - Judge take note - keeping track of your visits to the dating website for drunk, kebab loving, shit stabbers

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Several of these settings turn themselves back on after a certain period of time. Microsuck claim this is for our benefit. There are various programs you can install that keep this shit switched off for good.

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