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Guest Alfie Noakes

Mrs Stampon says "Doofler" and "Dooflerdunger" and the stupid whelk thinks I haven't worked out she's a Nazi. dirty cow.

You are Mr Merkel, I claim my free shower in your "spa" and give it to you.

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Guest nobgobbler

How the fuck can a washer cause a space shuttle to explode? My washing machine doesn't explode when a washer fails. All that happens is I have to do a barefoot Cinderella and mop up and call my opinionated, racist, sexist plumber to fix it.

they probably use olives on your washer.

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