Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I was discussing a problem with a contractor today and he proceeded to explain to me that he didn't buy o-rings from Wossname, as he preferred to buy them from Wossname. Well, thanks for explaining that to me; I'll know where to go when I need o-rings next time. The English language contains a wealth of words, so fucking use them you lazy cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 So you were speaking to thingummyjig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 No it was hoojamaflip, wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 So you were speaking to thingummyjig?No it was hoojamaflip, wasn't it?Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 No, no. Whatchamacallit. Cunts!Always a pleasure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Was he using his doohickey at the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Either that or his thingummybob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 What's a O-ring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 What's a O-ring?It`s a O shaped piece of rubber like material used to seal oil, water or air in or out depending on the application. Whatshisface had one inserted in his rectum as his sphincter gaped so badly it looked like Danniella Westbrooks hooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Oh. Its a washer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Oh. Its a washer!Try telling that to Christa McAuliffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Try telling that to Christa McAuliffe. I know she went up with the space shuttle (literally), but explain the washer bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 I know she went up with the space shuttle (literally), but explain the washer bit.It was a large o ring that failed and caused the explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 It was a large o ring that failed and caused the explosion.Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 How the fuck can a washer cause a space shuttle to explode? My washing machine doesn't explode when a washer fails. All that happens is I have to do a barefoot Cinderella and mop up and call my opinionated, racist, sexist plumber to fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 The O-ring was a seal rather than a washer. Whereas your washing machine was leaking soapy water, the faulty ring within the booster rocket was spewing hot gases adjacent to the main external tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 And the last words on the shuttle?What's this button for?The O-ring was a seal rather than a washer. Whereas your washing machine was leaking soapy water, the faulty ring within the booster rocket was spewing hot gases adjacent to the main external tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 It sounded as if you knew more about space shuttles than washing machines until you used the term 'spewing'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 How the fuck can a washer cause a space shuttle to explode? My washing machine doesn't explode when a washer fails. All that happens is I have to do a barefoot Cinderella and mop up and call my opinionated, racist, sexist plumber to fix it.Your plumber sounds like a good lad.Is he on this site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 It was a large o ring that failed and caused the explosion.A bit like my arse today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 There's a word for this, but I cant remember what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 There's a word for this, but I cant remember what it is.Metasyntactic variable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 Nasty , Snarly horibold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 was spewing hot gases adjacent to the main external tank.like my arsehole today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 13, 2015 Report Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) Mrs Stampon says "Doofler" and "Dooflerdunger" and the stupid whelk thinks I haven't worked out she's a Nazi. dirty cow. Edited October 13, 2015 by stamponkittens fucked it up first time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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