Guest Snatch Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Fuck me you are an utter bore about this bike of yours aren't you. The epitomy of a broken record.We get it, you ride a fucking bike. You've said it more times now than Frank's told someone to kill themselves or Gong Farmer has mentioned in passing that he lives in Holland.Sort it out! I seem to remember Catwoman banging on and on about riding a bike. Mind you,the same could also be said for her ex husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I have a black bike. I wear an all black uniform for work. I cycle home in the dark. Using my powers of cycle-fu, my expertise in applied cycleology and my cycle ninja training, I have no need of lights. If a motorist can see you, he can hurt you."Using my powers of cycle-fu" haha! I'm going to pinch that one if you don't mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Fuck me you are an utter bore about this bike of yours aren't you. The epitomy of a broken record.We get it, you ride a fucking bike. You've said it more times now than Frank's told someone to kill themselves or Gong Farmer has mentioned in passing that he lives in Holland.Sort it out! "you are an utter bore" FFS! That's a tad fucking rich coming from you isn't it?Jeez! Talk about calling the kettle black. Inane is your middle name coming between 'Snore' and 'Fest'. ZzzzZzzzzzzZZzz vapid ZzzzzZZzzzzz cunt ZzzzzzzZzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 "you are an utter bore" FFS! That's a tad fucking rich coming from you isn't it?Jeez! Talk about calling the kettle black. Inane is your middle name coming between 'Snore' and 'Fest'. ZzzzZzzzzzzZZzz vapid ZzzzzZZzzzzz cunt ZzzzzzzZzzOnce again you react when provoked.It seems you are an inadequate little man, prone to disproportionate fits of rage when he feels he is mocked or belittled. What happened? Did they not put enough protein into the test tube during your embryonic stages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Fuck me that's harsh but funny as fuck!It's not crossing any boundaries, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 It's not crossing any boundaries, is it? No. Don't think so, but wadders (profb) is bound to get upset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Once again you react when provoked.It seems you are an inadequate little man, prone to disproportionate fits of rage when he feels he is mocked or belittled. What happened? Did they not put enough protein into the test tube during your embryonic stages?What happened to you? Deprived of oxygen at birth I'll wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Mr Bag_Lickers, I don't have any affiliation with Gongers, in fact in the past we have had a bust up, but I note your continual dislike of him. I reckon it's something to do with him being an ex-pat and his throwing of stones at the UK plc. Instead of being up front, you have to make unfounded remarks about his parents, the type I used to hear fuckwits at primary school 30 years ago make. You really are a non-renounceable know nothing cunt.No, him being an expat is not the reason. If you think I'm a flag waving patriot then you're not a very good judge of character.Why are you trying to play the detective / psychiatrist? Are you back on the dole and a lot of daytime TV, predominantly watching Inspector Morse re-runs and bashing one out over Graham from The Jeremy Kyle show?If you really want to know, I find old Gongers a little bit pious, and he doesn't half prattle on about how superior Holland is. But most importantly, he has a tendancy to react, which is what those horrible bullies who have scarred you so much also fed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 No. Don't think so, but wadders (profb) is bound to get upset.maybe she'll mention fannies and/or bums and get a stop over in the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 What happened to you? Deprived of oxygen at birth I'll wager.It's lucky you're not a betting man then. I'll have you know my mother tried to abort me with a coat hanger mid-term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 No, him being an expat is not the reason. If you think I'm a flag waving patriot then you're not a very good judge of character.Why are you trying to play the detective / psychiatrist? Are you back on the dole and a lot of daytime TV, predominantly watching Inspector Morse re-runs and bashing one out over Graham from The Jeremy Kyle show?If you really want to know, I find old Gongers a little bit pious, and he doesn't half prattle on about how superior Holland is. But most importantly, he has a tendancy to react, which is what those horrible bullies who have scarred you so much also fed off. You make this up shit up as you go along don't you? BTW, I don't reside in Holland, north or south, they're just provinces, I reside elsewhere in the Netherlands. It''s funny how only the thick and hard of understanding seem to make that mistake. So what does that tell us about you Mr Thicky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You make this up shit up as you go along don't you? BTW, I don't reside in Holland, north or south, they're just provinces, I reside elsewhere in the Netherlands. It''s funny how only the thick and hard of understanding seem to make that mistake. So what does that tell us about you Mr Thicky?Once again you prove yourself to be a truly pious and pedantic, and by extension, thoroughly inadequate little man. You're doing my job for me, and for that I thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You make this up shit up as you go along don't you? BTW, I don't reside in Holland, north or south, they're just provinces, I reside elsewhere in the Netherlands. It''s funny how only the thick and hard of understanding seem to make that mistake. So what does that tell us about you Mr Thicky?Bill's behaviour this afternoon has been nothing less than fucking disgusting. However, to be fair, he is right in every respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 No. Don't think so, but wadders (profb) is bound to get upset.It's easy enough to wind her spring up to breaking point alfie, just post a few jokes about bestiality. She seems a tad oversensitive in that area, maybe she caught her husband with a gerbil up his arse or up to his nuts in her labrador. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Bill's behaviour this afternoon has been nothing less than fucking disgusting. However, to be fair, he is right in every respect. Who pulled your fucking chain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Who pulled your fucking chain? Hopefully whoever it was pulled it nice and tight. The stupid cunt can't be trusted to hang himself unaided with a slack length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You make this up shit up as you go along don't you? BTW, I don't reside in Holland, north or south, they're just provinces, I reside elsewhere in the Netherlands. It''s funny how only the thick and hard of understanding seem to make that mistake. So what does that tell us about you Mr Thicky?Give us a clue then, my Gran was born in Groningen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I ride a bike too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Once again you prove yourself to be a truly pious and pedantic, and by extension, thoroughly inadequate little man. You're doing my job for me, and for that I thank you.More crappy low level riposte from the site's premier orator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Give us a clue then, my Gran was born in Groningen.A clue. I'm based in the province bordering Provincie Groningen to the south, Drenthe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 No. Don't think so, but wadders (profb) is bound to get upset.You really think they are one and the same? I know Wad was a total cunt but at least it could string half a sentence together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 (edited) Used to ride motorcycles but it stopped being fun in the nineties as the roads clogged up with more idiots and morons in large 4 x 4s. Edited October 19, 2015 by Alfie Noakes Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 You really think they are one and the same? I know Wad was a total cunt but at least it could string half a sentence together.I think it was scotty who pointed it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 A clue. I'm based in the province bordering Provincie Groningen to the south, Drenthe. Not a bad place to be I see why you like it there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Not a bad place to be I see why you like it there.It's very rural and quaint. I still miss London though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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