Guest MikeD Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 There is no fucking enjoyment to be had in this any more. This congested, speed-camera infested, road-works covered shithole makes you want to fucking walk everywhere. And don't get me started on those good old salt of the earth farmers with their mobile fucking traffic jams, those cunts need fucking hanging as well.The worst of it is I'm in north-east Scotland where there's hardly any fucker here. Fuck knows what it must be like further south, I'm surprise deaths by road-rage aren't in the fucking thousands.Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 The worst of it is I'm in north-east Scotland where there's hardly any fucker here. Give the oil industry another year or two and there'll be no cunt left at all. Saudi Arabia and Aberdeen - two ugly birds with one beautiful solar powered stone.PS Every cunt on the road apart from me is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Give the oil industry another year or two and there'll be no cunt left at all. Saudi Arabia and Aberdeen - two ugly birds with one beautiful solar powered stone.PS Every cunt on the road apart from me is a cunt.Baws we've never really got to know one another. Shyness and stuff often holds me back in a relationship. I think it's time we shared a little something together. I like you... a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Give the oil industry another year or two and there'll be no cunt left at all. Saudi Arabia and Aberdeen - two ugly birds with one beautiful solar powered stone.PS Every cunt on the road apart from me is a cunt.Exactly. You can see it already, the oil gravy train is well and truly coming off the tracks. Now all these stuck-up bastards who were living way beyond their means on fucking credit cards will be hoping the sat-nav in their expensive tin box knows the directions to the nearest fucking food bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Baws we've never really got to know one another. Shyness and stuff often holds me back in a relationship. I think it's time we shared a little something together. I like you... a lot.Stranger Danger!And what was that phrase again? Oh yes, "...that dry and sly two faced double ID fence sitter.... Bawsey. What a worm. " 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Cars and driving the bastards are for cunts. Get a motorbike and be an even bigger cunt. A quicker getaway can be achieved from machete-wielding psychopathic road rage cunts after you've kicked off their wing mirror, for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Stranger Danger!And what was that phrase again? Oh yes, "...that dry and sly two faced double ID fence sitter.... Bawsey. What a worm. "A most incredible mind. If it wasn't for the fact that you couldn't locate MH370, I'd be mightily impressed.Worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 A moSt inredible mind. If it wasn't for the fact that you couldn't locate MH370, I'd be mightily impressed.Worm.He doesn't know where the original Oscar Pistorious thread is either. He's definitely losing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Baws we've never really got to know one another. Shyness and stuff often holds me back in a relationship. I think it's time we shared a little something together. I like you... a lot.Fucking poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 I've only just discovered where bawsy got his "idiot savant" line from, purely by chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Back on thread, I have a push bike and think the 25 million motorists in the UK are all cunts. As the 25 million motorists all think I am a cunt it looks like I'm on a loser. Ho hum. Back to saving the planet from all you polluting fuckers. It's not easy being an apprentice saint like me. Fuck you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Back on thread, I have a push bike and think the 25 million motorists in the UK are all cunts. As the 25 million motorists all think I am a cunt it looks like I'm on a loser. Ho hum. Back to saving the planet from all you polluting fuckers. It's not easy being an apprentice saint like me. Fuck you cunts.I can imagine you now, Manky. Pootling around Cheadle on your Penny Farthing, your she-northerner sitting side saddle behind you, whilst you both gormlessly stare in awe and wonderment at the passing horseless carriages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 There is no fucking enjoyment to be had in this any more. This congested, speed-camera infested, road-works covered shithole makes you want to fucking walk everywhere. And don't get me started on those good old salt of the earth farmers with their mobile fucking traffic jams, those cunts need fucking hanging as well.The worst of it is I'm in north-east Scotland where there's hardly any fucker here. Fuck knows what it must be like further south, I'm surprise deaths by road-rage aren't in the fucking thousands.Bastards.Come to London and see all the drooling spastics driving around here. Impatient, poor driving skills, going too fast. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Come to London and see all the drooling spastics driving around here. Impatient, poor driving skills, going too fast. Fucking cunts.Fuck that, they've got electricity and all kinds of modern things down there, too fucking scary for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 I can imagine you now, Manky. Pootling around dle behind you, whilst you both gormlessly stare in awe and wonderment at the passing horseless carriages. Cheadle is Stockport. The sort of place that breeds Fred and Rose clones and think them normal. I use my bike for the two and a half mile each way work commute. For special occasions it is the bus to town then ambulance or police car for extraction back chez moi I dont drive because I dont want to. I passed my test in 1981. Car drivers ate selfish cunts in their cosy littlle metal boxes. Give me the freedom of the open road, the wind ruffling my hair and the feeling of oneness with mother nature as I pedal like fuck through these dark satanic mills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 I've only just discovered where bawsy got his "idiot savant" line from, purely by chance. You'll have to tell me then, I've forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 The worst of it is I'm in north-east Scotland where there's hardly any fucker here.Bastards.Yes the Isle of Sanday is a real cunt when you get stuck behind 2 tractors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 No wonder driving in the U.K. is a cunt , you all drive on the wrong side of the road over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 I've just shit myself..... again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 I've just shit myself..... again.Are you stealing my act? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 get a fucking jag MikeD. I no longer give a fuck about anything or anyone else on the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Come to London and see all the drooling spastics driving around here. Impatient, poor driving skills, going too fast. Fucking cunts.Come to Norfolk and see a farmer deposit half his field on the road making a quagmire of shit, but do not fear for our farmer has scribbled a hand written sign saying 'Mud on Road' so he can leave as much fucking mud on the road as he likes. They're all a bunch of get orf moi laaand cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stamponkittens Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 Come to Norfolk and see a farmer deposit half his field on the road making a quagmire of shit, but do not fear for our farmer has scribbled a hand written sign saying 'Mud on Road' so he can leave as much fucking mud on the road as he likes. They're all a bunch of get orf moi laaand cunts.Farmers are friends of the countryside, so you should make allowances. Pay double for your milk for instance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 17, 2015 Report Share Posted October 17, 2015 You'll have to tell me then, I've forgotten.Peter cook, describing dudley moore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 18, 2015 Report Share Posted October 18, 2015 get a fucking jag MikeD. I no longer give a fuck about anything or anyone else on the roadDid you before then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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