Neil Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 Have just witnessed that ubercunt Chris Packham on Autumn Watch dressed up like Doc Brown complete with gloves and goggles to demonstrate the make up of a stags antlers,what did he use to demonstrate this that warranted such attire?.....frozen fucking Mars bars!!,so some senior fuckwit has made them look like absolute cunts through fear of shards of frozen fucking chocolate penetrating their corneas thus resulting in a claim for 'blindness by choccy'.If it wasn't so fucking ridiculous it would be funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 John Noaks and Peter Purves must be laughing their fucking heads off at this soft shite. I remember Noaksy climbing up the entire length of Nelson column via a shitload of ladders tied together with no safety harness whatsoever for Blue Peter, and then clean birdshit off of Nelsons hat with a fuck off broom. Hard bastard he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 Fucking right,Don't forget ol Fred Dinenage and Jack Hargreaves on HOW, fucking pussies these days,even Johnny Morris could kick Packham's arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 I remember HOW. Quality stuff. Jack Hargreaves was definitely a gyppo. Only a gyppo could catch a pike with a pencil and a coat hanger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 John Noaks and Peter Purves must be laughing their fucking heads off at this soft shite. I remember Noaksy climbing up the entire length of Nelson column via a shitload of ladders tied together with no safety harness whatsoever for Blue Peter, and then clean birdshit off of Nelsons hat with a fuck off broom. Hard bastard he was.And that Bobsleigh accident that hospitalized him for months on end. Peter Duncan was another BP presenter that had his own spin off series where he'd do ridiculously dangerous stunts all in the name of thrilling us little fuckers sat in front of the telly with a Curley Wurley and a can of Fresca. Duncan Dares, balls of still and not a high viz vest in sight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQRiLDy03I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 Always ensure you have the correct safety equipment for the job at hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 Fucking right,Don't forget ol Fred Dinenage and Jack Hargreaves on HOW, fucking pussies these days,even Johnny Morris could kick Packham's arseFor some reason I've always had this mental picture of Pen as Bunty James, although what she's doing spread eagled in that paddling pool full of baby oil I have absolutely no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 I thought BBC stood for big black cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 @Jiggerycock, firstly well done for the recovery, I'm sure at the CC Annual Gala this would win the best Reverse Ferret Award for 2015. Unfortunately the discourse still makes me a bit queasy so I have had to remove the original post and related comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 yah boo sucks!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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