Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Haven't thought it out, though "just" noticed how utterly repulsive Grace Jones is and still retching. Astounded that this hasn't been raised as yet, so I'm kicking it off with Grace Jones, aka Anubis, the God of all dogs. Shiny, glistening ugly fucking cunt. This may even be a dead end- as in, who can top the one Bond "girl" that our James was physically terrified of riding? Even worse that it was that limp wristed woofter Sir Roger - what could be a worse fate than that of a raging posh queen consigned to a vaginal ride and that Bond ride lottery number coming up "Grace Jones". Fucking hell. Raise one eyebrow- raise them both sir, for it is the only member possible to raise under the circumstances. Ugly, mental fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Haven't thought it out, though "just" noticed how utterly repulsive Grace Jones is and still retching. Astounded that this hasn't been raised as yet, so I'm kicking it off with Grace Jones, aka Anubis, the God of all dogs. Shiny, glistening ugly fucking cunt. This may even be a dead end- as in, who can top the one Bond "girl" that our James was physically terrified of riding? Even worse that it was that limp wristed woofter Sir Roger - what could be a worse fate than that of a raging posh queen consigned to a vaginal ride and that Bond ride lottery numbers coming up "Grace Jones". Fucking hell. Raise one eyebrow- raise them both sir, for it is the only member possible to raise under the circumstances. Ugly,mental fucking cunt Fucking good work Quincy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Just been on Google images trying to locate a picture that makes her look attractive....failed. However...Lips.......still would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Cameron Diaz. Never understood the fascination people have about this fucker. She look like a cross between The Joker and Will Young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Did I ever mention that I have a comprehensive list of horse-faced cunts? An entire stableful in fact. Be careful what you wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Did I ever mention that I have a comprehensive list of horse-faced cunts? An entire stableful in fact. Be careful what you wish for. Go on, you know you want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Just now, luke swarm said: Lips.......still would. You mean Jaws, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 10 minutes ago, MikeD said: Cameron Diaz. Never understood the fascination people have about this fucker. She look like a cross between The Joker and Will Young. If the best you can do on a nom of ugly cunts is Cameron Diaz give me your address to post myself to first class with a chainsaw you stupid cunt. I knobbed a waitress from a w end restaurant who did a fantastic C Diaz impersonation and I did not complain one little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 15 minutes ago, MikeD said: Cameron Diaz. Never understood the fascination people have about this fucker. She look like a cross between The Joker and Will Young. Better than the cross between grace Jones and the prophet mo that is your revolting dog of a wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 22 minutes ago, MikeD said: Cameron Diaz. Never understood the fascination people have about this fucker. She looks a cross between The Joker and Will Young. I would smash the fucking granny out of it. It wouldn't be just its fringe sticking up by the time I've gone full bukkake on the slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 24 minutes ago, MikeD said: Cameron Diaz. Never understood the fascination people have about this fucker. She look like a cross between The Joker and Will Young. http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/57416-low-resolution-hotties/#comment-50612 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 31 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Just been on Google images trying to locate a picture that makes her look attractive....failed. However...Lips.......still would. They call me the "locksmith" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: They call me the "locksmith" that's what your delusionary mind lets you think Cockfingers......round these parts you have many nomenclatures......none of them complimentary......don't open the floodgates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 So far, out of all you Cunts, the only has been Cameron Diaz. This should be priest spunk on a bible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Just been on Google images trying to locate a picture that makes her look attractive....failed. However...Lips.......still would. Shit. Upon reflection, she's looking increasingly tasty, though I've been storming through the pints and Ching since 12 noon so Nigel Lawson is just as good as his tubby slut daughter. I do not give a fuck. By the way there's been a few references to busting her back doors in, and id like to say that it would take a veritable seige engine, a yogurt trebuchet, a phallc ram, to breach those enourmous doors ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 She's typically described as 'Amazonian'. Which to me says she is near enough a man, minus the cock. I would rather do Vanessa Feltz but even that would be an Everest type achievement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: She's typically described as 'Amazonian'. Which to me says she is near enough a man, minus the cock. I would rather do Vanessa Feltz but even that would be an Everest type achievement. As in, a one breasted archer. I think I've just coined something wonderful. Who cares- I'd wager she could suck a golf ball out a ..... cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If the best you can do on a nom of ugly cunts is Cameron Diaz give me your address to post myself to first class with a chainsaw you stupid cunt. I knobbed a waitress from a w end restaurant who did a fantastic C Diaz impersonation and I did not complain one little bit. Bit tetchy aren't you? Everything okay at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 1 minute ago, MikeD said: Bit tetchy aren't you? Everything okay at home? Yes, no. Kill her please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Oh dear quince, did she catch you wanking to amputee porn again? Has she rolled off on her mobility scooter back to her mums with tears running down her distended chin, diluting her drool? I suggest you do the right thing and drink a nice pint of Nitromors you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 3, 2015 Report Share Posted December 3, 2015 Barbara Streisand, Susan Boyle, Bette Midler, Lily Tomlin, there's an endless fucking brigade of, like the Chinese fucking military, nuke the cunts, and a second wave will proceed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 I'm amazed someone hasn't beaten me to this one. Steph McGovern, BBC business beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 23 hours ago, Gurt said: Oh dear quince, did she catch you wanking to amputee porn again? Has she rolled off on her mobility scooter back to her mums with tears running down her distended chin, diluting her drool? I suggest you do the right thing and drink a nice pint of Nitromors you cunt Shit. Totally rumbled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 6 hours ago, MikeD said: I'm amazed someone hasn't beaten me to this one. Steph McGovern, BBC business beast. She was good in Toystory... To infinity and beyond!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 I know I'm starting to sound somewhat repetitive and for this i apologies however, once again i give you the BBC's rent a dyke.....clare cuntlips balding just look at the fucking state of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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