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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
1 hour ago, Manky said:

Well, its 08:33 on Friday the 1st January 2016 and nothing has gone wrong yet.

Luckily, the only bad shit on the cards is an Arab hotel. Anyway, ni cunts hurt, aside from the insurance company they'll definitely Arab up.

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1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Luckily, the only bad shit on the cards is an Arab hotel. Anyway, ni cunts hurt, aside from the insurance company they'll definitely Arab up.

I heard some cunt shout "Dubai fire extinguishers for this fucking place"

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
54 minutes ago, Manky said:

I heard some cunt shout "Dubai fire extinguishers for this fucking place"

Fucking good work, good New Years chuckle there, Mr Carr. Alan Carr, no doubt. What a faggot.

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Guest luke swarm

Its been a funny sort of new year....I got a few less cards and messages than last year but that may be because I made a point of only sending out these to those fuckwits who despite being told not to still went ahead and sent anyway.

I was feeling a bit low despite regardless but I am now feeling back on top of the world......I have received new year  messages and emails from some unexpected quarters,,,,,they are:

Ryanair

Aviva..........with a discount attached

Thomas Cook

Careers Course Online

Argos,,,,,,,,with free gift....hurrah

Ebay

I am quite upset that my bank did not have the courtesy to drop me a line, but lately I have felt we are going in different directions..it happens.

Its nice to know that someone cares.

 

  

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