Guest DrCunt Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: In all honesty Shrub, I'd settle with the thought of you clad in spandex, rubbing a sweaty toe against a camel's pecker As long as you're not fantasising about his rubbing his sweaty pecker against a spandex clad camel toe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, DrCunt said: As long as you're not fantasising about his rubbing his sweaty pecker against a spandex clad camel toe. More than likely doc, wearing Waffen SS standard issue y fronts in the style of Dirlewanger and Kaminski Brigades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I was trying to recall the noise that little bastard made. Thanks I hated that supposed supercomputer that he had on a string round his neck. 4 lightbulbs, 2 transistors, 3 resistors and a capacitor. I had better technology in my 'Tin Can Alley©' (Endorsed by Chuck Connors) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: In all honesty Shrub, I'd settle with the thought of you clad in spandex, rubbing a sweaty toe against a camel's pecker Rather! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: More than likely doc, wearing Waffen SS standard issue y fronts in the style of Dirlewanger and Kaminski Brigades Otto Kumm actually. What a fuckin brilliant surname! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, ratcum said: Otto Kumm actually. What a fuckin brilliant surname! Skorzeny is my favourite Otto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hated that supposed supercomputer that he had on a string round his neck. 4 lightbulbs, 2 transistors, 3 resistors and a capacitor. I had better technology in my 'Tin Can Alley©' (Endorsed by Chuck Connors) Wasn't it called Dr Theodopolous or summink? Fecking Greeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wasn't it called Dr Theodopolous or summink? Fecking Greeks. That's it. I don't know if you spelt it right, but that's definitely how it was pronounced. It was a Perspex box with a fairy light circuit board in it. The robot dog thing out of battlestar galactica was more impressive, even if it did have silver gaffer tape for leg joints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's it. I don't know if you spelt it right, but that's definitely how it was pronounced. It was a Perspex box with a fairy light circuit board in it. The robot dog thing out of battlestar galactica was more impressive, even if it did have silver gaffer tape for leg joints. I bet the sight of Col Deerings camel toe in that uniform did it for you eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet the sight of Col Deerings camel toe in that uniform did it for you eh? Not as much as Daisy Duke in those little denim shorts did it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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