colonelkurtz Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 ... so some bored never done a days work in her life woman has flown a plane to australia .. well whoopee fucking doo ... the bbc "news" predictably gushes forth with "Some early reports suggested it was a solo flight - Ms Curtis-Taylor was the only pilot to fly the vintage bi-plane, but she had a support team of engineers travelling with her in a separate aircraft, as well as a camera crew, who would sometimes sit in with her" ... so actually just a cunting "ok yaah" jolly despite all the bollocks about "recreating the spirit of amy johnson" and "She admitted she had "lost my rag several times dealing with people on the ground" during frequent refuelling stops ... you'd have been lucky to avoid a torque wrench in the fucking kisser if you're type had met some of the ground crew refuelling teams i've dealt with , you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 She's not bad looking for her age, not fat, and obviously knows how to handle a big centre stick.... come fly with me!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: ... so some bored never done a days work in her life woman has flown a plane to australia .. well whoopee fucking doo ... the bbc "news" predictably gushes forth with "Some early reports suggested it was a solo flight - Ms Curtis-Taylor was the only pilot to fly the vintage bi-plane, but she had a support team of engineers travelling with her in a separate aircraft, as well as a camera crew, who would sometimes sit in with her" ... so actually just a cunting "ok yaah" jolly despite all the bollocks about "recreating the spirit of amy johnson" and "She admitted she had "lost my rag several times dealing with people on the ground" during frequent refuelling stops ... you'd have been lucky to avoid a torque wrench in the fucking kisser if you'd have met some of the ground crew refuelling teams i've worked with you cunt. Her and Ewan McGregor will probably be doing a dual trip soon. Just them and the 100 strong back-up team, fuck knows how they'll manage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 But...... Does it represent the final frontier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: But...... Does it represent the final frontier? That's a night on the Corner without an argument. Fucking impossible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, MikeD said: That's a night on the Corner without an argument. Fucking impossible! How right you are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: How right you are! No I'm not, fuck off!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 15 minutes ago, MikeD said: No I'm not, fuck off!!! Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Any cunt can fly to Australia. Just for a challenge, why doesn't she try flying a Hawker Hunter over the Shoreham Bypass. Soft cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 I'm sure we'll get the "she was only supposed to fly to Paris but being a woman got lost lol lol lol". shit, what have I just done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 Down with this sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sure we'll get the "she was only supposed to fly to Paris but being a woman got lost lol lol lol". shit, what have I just done? Women don't get lost. They just go the scenic route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Women don't get lost. They just go the scenic route. "Scenic route" normally means underneath my porch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 I once flew down the steps at The Broughton Arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 12 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Women don't get lost. They just go the scenic route. And that's a typical womans "scenic route"... Paris? Yeah, via Melbourne... 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: I once flew down the steps at The Broughton Arms. Flew? I thought that was more like "sailed", afterall, you were 3 sheets to the wind... Coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Posh bird who likes it up the shitter. Without a doubt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Posh bird who likes it up the shitter. Without a doubt! And if she doesn't like it, even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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