Eddie Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Oil prices dipped below 30 dollars a barrel briefly yesterday with many experts predictions stating the price will end up nearer 20 dollars a barrel. In 2014 the cost was 115 dollars a barrel and prices at the pump were around £1.36 , the greedy cunts are still charging £1.03 now . Not heard any criticism or protests from Joe public. In fact people are happy with the price, stupid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 75 p is tax and VAT so the real greedy cunts are HMRC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 I can't speak for Manky but I really couldn't give a fuck as my regular mode of transport runs on effort and willpower. I also have gas central heating and a wood burner. Only a fucking Neanderthal would heat their home with oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 28 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: 75 p is tax and VAT so the real greedy cunts are HMRC. True the HMRC are kicking the motorist in the nuts, we pay the highest duty and vat in Europe, up to 60% of the cost, however as that percentage is pro rata the cost should be well below the levels it is at present. I really don't know how punkape can afford to run his Range rover on a estate agents salary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 I think they should raise insurance premiums for motorists to pay for the floods they cause. On a sensible note, America coming on line with its energy resources seems to be fucking the towel heads up yet still the smelly unwashed cunts chain themselves up trees to prevent us developing our own energy resources. The tax raised on fuel duty is essential to the economy or else we couldn't reward the feckless for churning out brats or pay our elected representatives to live a life of luxury for doing fuck-all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 P.s.. I've got a bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, Manky said: On a sensible note,.............. THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, Manky said: P.s.. I've got a bike. Of course we could always start charging road tax for cyclists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Of course we could always start charging road tax for cyclists. You are one stupid cunt. Roads are maintained through general taxation. VED or Vehicle Excise Duty is based on the amount of pollution a car produces. Twat. Twat. Twat. I am no hippy ecowarrior but see no reason for using a car for a 100 yard trip to the shops or a quarter mile school run in a little capsule, insulated from the world. No wonder there are so many fat fuckers around. Embrace the weather and gentle exercise provided by walking and cycling.. You fucking lazy, polluting cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 15 minutes ago, Manky said: You are one stupid cunt. Roads are maintained through general taxation. VED or Vehicle Excise Duty is based on the amount of pollution a car produces. Twat. Twat. Twat. I am no hippy ecowarrior but see no reason for using a car for a 100 yard trip to the shops or a quarter mile school run in a little capsule, insulated from the world. No wonder there are so many fat fuckers around. Embrace the weather and gentle exercise provided by walking and cycling.. You fucking lazy, polluting cunts. Fuck off swampy , you arrive at work stinking of b.o and drenched by the rain, still don't suppose the pit ponies mind too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 25 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Of course we could always start charging road tax for cyclists. I do pay road tax as i also have two cars aswell as a bike. If anything I should get a rebate for not using my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Fuck off swampy , you arrive at work stinking of b.o and drenched by the rain, still don't suppose the pit ponies mind too much. Southern puffs sweat. I perspire and it smells lovely. The inside of most cars I see are full of shite. KFC boxes. Empty drinks containers. Receipts and papers. Dead prostitutes. Fucking health hazards. I would rather get to work refreshed and awake than sit half asleep in your toxic, germ incubator. You are allowed to wash and refresh on arrival at the Whippet Farm by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Southern puffs sweat. I perspire and it smells lovely. The inside of most cars I see are full of shite. KFC boxes. Empty drinks containers. Receipts and papers. Dead prostitutes. Fucking health hazards. I would rather get to work refreshed and awake than sit half asleep in your toxic, germ incubator. You are allowed to wash and refresh on arrival at the Whippet Farm by the way. I have read probably 90% of your posts on this forum and to my knowledge this is the first time you have mentioned whippets. Amazing and well done you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I have read probably 90% of your posts on this forum and to my knowledge this is the first time you have mentioned whippets. Amazing and well done you. All part of our Northern heritage stereotype. Coming soon- black puddings, flat caps and tales from t'mill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 18 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I have read probably 90% of your posts on this forum and to my knowledge this is the first time you have mentioned whippets. Amazing and well done you. .....and bikes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: .....and bikes!! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 .....and "fuck off" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 59 minutes ago, Manky said: You are one stupid cunt. Roads are maintained through general taxation. VED or Vehicle Excise Duty is based on the amount of pollution a car produces. Twat. Twat. Twat. I am no hippy ecowarrior but see no reason for using a car for a 100 yard trip to the shops or a quarter mile school run in a little capsule, insulated from the world. No wonder there are so many fat fuckers around. Embrace the weather and gentle exercise provided by walking and cycling.. You fucking lazy, polluting cunts. ....and you are one stupid, gold plated, deep fried, industrial strength cunt if you think I give a brass shiny shite what you, with your lycra-clad, 'exaggerated sense-of entitlement, I-have-a-perfect-right-to-be here-except-when-it-suits-me-to-be-a-pretendy-pedestrian-and-go-on-the-pavement' attitude think about the state of fucking anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: You are one stupid cunt. Roads are maintained through general taxation. VED or Vehicle Excise Duty is based on the amount of pollution a car produces. Twat. Twat. Twat. I am no hippy ecowarrior but see no reason for using a car for a 100 yard trip to the shops or a quarter mile school run in a little capsule, insulated from the world. No wonder there are so many fat fuckers around. Embrace the weather and gentle exercise provided by walking and cycling.. You fucking lazy, polluting cunts. Oh and most cyclists are 'all the gear, no idea' twats, with more money than sense when it comes to cycling as a form of exercise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 17 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Oh and most cyclists are 'all the gear, no idea' twats, with more money than sense when it comes to cycling as a form of exercise Do you know me? Yes or no, fuck off you knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 35 minutes ago, Manky said: Do you know me? Yes or no, fuck off you knob. I know you can't read properly and need to re-sit your O' Level in Windups and Piss-take exam, you short-fuse kick-off merchant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 14 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I know you can't read properly aneteed to re-sit your O' Level in Win dups and Piss-take exam, you short-fuse kick-off merchant Believe it or not, I dont have a short fuse even though I am an ex ginger. ( grey now ). I dont need to read because my carer can. I am hear to assist intelligent debate, not to abuse people or take the piss. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 99 pence a litre up here. Still should be lower but made up for by the fact that the area is on the verge of collapse due to the low oil price and thousands of stuck-up cunts are shitting themselves as their shallow, materialistic existence is hitting the skids fucking big style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 12 minutes ago, Manky said: Believe it or not, I dont have a short fuse even though I am an ex ginger. ( grey now ). I dont need to read because my carer can. I am hear to assist intelligent debate, not to abuse people or take the piss. Now, fuck off. Ah well - always let the arsehole have the last word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Ah well - always let the arsehole have the last word I have done. Oops, not now I haven't. Fancy a pint mate?. The pit is closed today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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