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Just seen an ad for this. The latest in "slimming technology" apparently. I suppose that being fat cunts, it's too much effort to actually exercise and change their diet to lose some weight.

"Fuck that, i'll buy a t-shirt which is more or less a fucking corset and nobody will know the difference." Fucking stupid, lazy, deluded, fat, sweaty cunts.

 

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3 hours ago, MikeD said:

Just seen an ad for this. The latest in "slimming technology" apparently. I suppose that being fat cunts, it's too much effort to actually exercise and change their diet to lose some weight.

"Fuck that, i'll buy a t-shirt which is more or less a fucking corset and nobody will know the difference." Fucking stupid, lazy, deluded, fat, sweaty cunts.

 

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He's fooling no one, the adipose balloon!

Looks like John Hurt, just before the Alien shot out of his guts.

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42 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said:

Some people eh? You didn`t give the supplier though Mike... or if it was available in black xl. Conceited twats .

Never noticed the price either but it'll probably be 'scientifically developed' and therefore vastly fucking overpriced for what is basically a fucking tight t-shirt.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 15 January 2016 at 1:03 PM, MikeD said:

Just seen an ad for this. The latest in "slimming technology" apparently. I suppose that being fat cunts, it's too much effort to actually exercise and change their diet to lose some weight.

"Fuck that, i'll buy a t-shirt which is more or less a fucking corset and nobody will know the difference." Fucking stupid, lazy, deluded, fat, sweaty cunts.

 

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Don't forget those electric muscle toner things, some fat cunts need, really,  a low powered taser to involuntarily flex whatever muscle the contacts are placed on, instead of just doing it them fucking selves. 

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Guest Alfie Noakes
12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

.............to involuntarily flex whatever muscle the contacts are placed on, instead of just doing it them fucking selves. 

I can hear neil getting all hot and bothered.

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How many ways to spell niel/neil/niall?
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Guest Wizardsleeve
On 1/16/2016 at 5:21 PM, Alfie Noakes said:

I can hear neil getting all hot and bothered.

How many ways to spell niel/neil/niall?

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For poofy cunts like Ape, there's KNEEL!  

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