Guest nobgobbler Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 I hate it when these annoying cunts come to visit you and can't resist picking stuff up and twatting about with it. She's a sort of adoptive grand daughter, 9 years old, off her head on sugar and associated shit. She barged in recently, larger than life, propped herself on the arm of the sofa swinging her skinny legs then bounced on the leg rest. Went to the bog and didn't wash her hands, well not in the sink anyway but the bidet was wet. I could hear the clinking of my perfume bottles on the glass shelf and the clunk of one of them as it fell in the sink. Then from the kitchen I heard the ping of what I thought was the microwave and assumed she was warming her milk drink but no. When they finally fucked off the oven on the stove wouldn't work and I thought it was broken, so I was without it for fucking ages. Turned out the little cunt had tinkered with the clock and partially set the oven timer so it wouldn't turn on. Life's crap enough without these shitcunts and their stupid teeth grindingly loathsome antics. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 For fucks sake just give it a good punching next time it visits. If parents complain , fucking ditto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: For fucks sake just give it a good punching next time it visits. If parents complain , fucking ditto. Life's so unfair. Can't punch kids in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Looked at the title and thought you were talking about gusset typing with a friend, the old kit kat shuffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Looked at the title and thought you were talking about gusset typing with a friend, the old kit kat shuffle. Yes I was rather hoping for some explicit 'cumulonimbus girly action' wordplay too, you little tease! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 But if you twiddle their bits, apparently that makes you a fucking paedophile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 On 1/15/2016 at 8:51 AM, nobgobbler said: I hate it when these annoying cunts come to visit you and can't resist picking stuff up and twatting about with it. She's a sort of adoptive grand daughter, 9 years old, off her head on sugar and associated shit. She barged in recently, larger than life, propped herself on the arm of the sofa swinging her skinny legs then bounced on the leg rest. Went to the bog and didn't wash her hands, well not in the sink anyway but the bidet was wet. I could hear the clinking of my perfume bottles on the glass shelf and the clunk of one of them as it fell in the sink. Then from the kitchen I heard the ping of what I thought was the microwave and assumed she was warming her milk drink but no. When they finally fucked off the oven on the stove wouldn't work and I thought it was broken, so I was without it for fucking ages. Turned out the little cunt had tinkered with the clock and partially set the oven timer so it wouldn't turn on. Life's crap enough without these shitcunts and their stupid teeth grindingly loathsome antics. Fuck off. Gobbie, I had such high hopes that you were going to regale us with a tale of your catting about in the dive pubs when I saw twiddling with your bits. Alas.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 I don't go in pubs Wiz. Any twiddling is done in car parks and lay bys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I don't go in pubs Wiz. Any twiddling is done in car parks and lay bys. How have you escaped the male population? If ever a woman was a "keeper..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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