Guest Manky Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 20 minutes ago, Manky said: I felt sorry for the boy who had to walk for 8 hours to fetch water for his family. I donated a pair of trainers so he can run it in half the time. ....it didn't take long. He only lived around the corner from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: I felt sorry for the boy who had to walk for 8 hours to fetch water for his family. Why don't they ever move nearer to where the water is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: Why don't they ever move nearer to where the water is? Why don't they move to a place where water is plentiful . Oops, most of them already have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 14 minutes ago, Snatch said: Why don't they ever move nearer to where the water is? They wouldn't get as much aid, I'm guessing. Similar to the lazy stains in this country, why not relocate to some place where there is a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: They wouldn't get as much aid, I'm guessing. Similar to the lazy stains in this country, why not relocate to some place where there is a job? Fuck off. There are enough sheep-shagging Welsh cunts here already. "Land of my fathers" Is that because the average Welshman doesn't know which member of the Llangollen Male Voice Choir their dad is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 43 minutes ago, Manky said: Fuck off. There are enough sheep-shagging Welsh cunts here already. "Land of my fathers" Is that because the average Welshman doesn't know which member of the Llangollen Male Voice Choir their dad is We fuck them, you eat them, you cunt. Got any other hilarious jokes? Maybe a 'knock knock' ditty. Serious question, do northern folk write as they talk? Basically, like fucking retards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Serious question, do northern folk write as they talk? Basically, like fucking retards. Someone said to me, "Do you know the Queen's Englsh" I said,"Is she fuck, she comes from London" I am English and speak passable English you sheep-shagging fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 24 minutes ago, Manky said: Someone said to me, "Do you know the Queen's Englsh" I said,"Is she fuck, she comes from London" I am English and speak passable English you sheep-shagging fuckwit. First part, mildly entertaining. Second sentence, hugely pointless. Thirdly, from me, fuck off t'pub and drive home pissed on real ale. Northern spunk stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: First part, mildly entertaining. Second sentence, hugely pointless. Thirdly, from me, fuck off t'pub and drive home pissed on real ale. Northern spunk stain. I never drive. Haven't I told you I have a bike. With bright lights on strobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: I never drive. Haven't I told you I have a bike. With bright lights on strobe. What, never? At least you're safety conscious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What, never? At least you're safety conscious. I was lying about the lights. Passed my driving test in '81. Not driven a car since. Needed it for my plant license. Always liked a pint a bit too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 17 minutes ago, Manky said: I was lying about the lights. Passed my driving test in '81. Not driven a car since. Needed it for my plant license. Always liked a pint a bit too much. So operating heavy machinery whilst intoxicated is okay, but driving a car is a no-no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 13, 2016 Report Share Posted February 13, 2016 31 minutes ago, Bubbles said: So operating heavy machinery whilst intoxicated is okay, but driving a car is a no-no? It's perfectly OK to drive a car having had a few. Dont be scaremongered by hysteria and irrationality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: It's perfectly OK to drive a car having had a few. Dont be scaremongered by hysteria and irrationality. No, don't let a little thing like drink driving worry you! When you've reached a certain level in life (estate agent) you are above the law and can do whatever the fuck you like. Isn't that right Walter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: No, don't let a little thing like drink driving worry you! When you've reached a certain level in life (estate agent) you are above the law and can do whatever the fuck you like. Isn't that right Walter? Morning Doreen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Morning Doreen. Morning Walter! On a lovely day like this I expect you'll be off to the golf club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Morning Walter! On a lovely day like this I expect you'll be off to the golf club? I've just arrived in my Range Rover! Coffee first and then a round and a few pints then drive home for Sunday lunch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've just arrived in my Range Rover! Coffee first and then a round and a few pints then drive home for Sunday lunch! Who'd have thought it? That's some life you live I have to say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 He forgets the mention that the "drive home" is Nightbus #6A... Anyway, I thought that strobing headlamps were actually illegal? If you are on a public road anyway. I know that flashing lights are much more noticeable, every single bit of research shows that put a flashing light hundreds of yards away and you can see it easily, a static light needs focus and concentration, or half the distance. Bright standard light, plus flashing dim light... double taxation on both. And another thing... VED was not supposed to be "emissions based", and it was meant to fund the roads (RFL anyone?).. it's only the left dogooder cunts and the taxman who decided it should be emissions based,, so they could tax the fuck out of everyone for even more money than ebfore and blame it on someone else.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 23 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: And another thing... VED was not supposed to be "emissions based", and it was meant to fund the roads (RFL anyone?).. it's only the left dogooder cunts and the taxman who decided it should be emissions based,, so they could tax the fuck out of everyone for even more money than ebfore and blame it on someone else.. But VED is now emissions based. Times change. Or should Inn's still keep bales of hay for horses. Pollution kills people and that is a fact. I may be a rabid environmentalistl in your eyes for preferring breathing to choking and dying of CO2 poisoning. I would improve things overnight by gifting all the high emission vehicles to third world countries which would save Jamal from walking 8 miles for water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: But VED is now emissions based. Times change. Or should Inn's still keep bales of hay for horses. Pollution kills people and that is a fact. I may be a rabid environmentalistl in your eyes for preferring breathing to choking and dying of CO2 poisoning. I would improve things overnight by gifting all the high emission vehicles to third world countries which would save Jamal from walking 8 miles for water I was referring to these bits... On 13/02/2016 at 4:38 PM, Manky said: I would have no problem paying for some of the facilities, but with councils and governments, it would all go into a big fuck off pot and eventually handed out to the loudest shouters. Look up how much per head of population is spent on cyclists in London compared to elsewhere. Same applies to most things really. Roads are maintained through general taxation so should I pay again for zero emissions and negligible wear and tear compared to cars. Anyway, a bit of middle ground and we almost agreed. There is only one thing left to say.. Fuck off you soppy cunt and up your game. Cyclists are given special treatment, at the cost and expense of others, yet they still cause so much fucking aggro on the roads. Trying to drive on normal A roads in summer is fucking horrendous, you drive down a normal, clear open road, and there's a block of 30 pricks in lycra, 20 are in one block taking up the entire lane, often spilling over the lines on corners, (good luck with that one...), the other 10 are dotted behind in singles or groups of 2 or 3, at intervals in which no car can slot and skip past safely... and they scream like fuck if you are anywhere near them.... They are their own worst enemies. If a cyclist comes round a corner at speed, on my side of the road, fuck him. His family can pay for my respray and valet. And don't get me started on the cunts on horses, they need rendering down into glue... ..and the fucking horse... PS I ride bikes, have done for 40 years, but I don't see the appeal to ride down the A19 on a saturday morning, in the wind and rain. Pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 42 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: PS I ride bikes, have done for 40 years, but I don't see the appeal to ride down the A19 on a saturday morning, in the wind and rain. Pricks. I agree with most of your points and only commute by bike out of sheer practicality. I dont use main roads and am hardly noticed by motorists. I do think motorists are cunts though. Selfish cunts at that. 3 times since christmas I have had near misses, on foot, at the same zebra crossing as a dickheads motorist jumped the crossing to speed up to the line of cars waiting for traffic lights to change.Fucking arseholes need fucking shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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