Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 22, 2016 Report Share Posted February 22, 2016 A rich spacker Ski Sunday. What is this shite to be allotted prime time? Incredibly wealthy special olympics cast offs like Tamara Beckworth and Heather Mills trundling down a green slope making a total cunt of it , to crowds of whooping Austrians. These cunts have the dough to, and are, in the Alps 5 months of the year and are still like new born deer, yet are applauded by crowds of cocks egged on by the crow nosed whore Davina. What's next? Me trying to tackle the 400 M hurdles with all the scumbags I know, blind drunk, pepped up on ectos for enthusiasm, falling over in fucking stitches laughing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Isn't that the programme where that Beth Twaddle nearly killed herself? No keep it on. You never know. You never know! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Cheer up Quince. This ski jumping idiocy offers ample opportunity to witness bodily damage to human form that transcends medical ability to repair. One bad landing, and SNAP, the femur is done in and the cunt has a prosthetic leg before they come out of the coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Culling of worthless celebrities, I mean come on, what's not to like? It's the 'Final Solution' for camera whores and the deluded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Cheer up Quince. This ski jumping idiocy offers ample opportunity to witness bodily damage to human form that transcends medical ability to repair. One bad landing, and SNAP, the femur is done in and the cunt has a prosthetic leg before they come out of the coma. It's only about 2 feet high. Hmm. Possibly this was a shite nom. Fucking not good work, Qujncy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Thank fuck for the documentary channel. Most mainstream TV is shit. Dopey cunts doing little jumps, where is the fun on that. Russell Brand skateboarding off El Capitan in Yosemite might be worth a look but only with slow motion replays of him splattering all over the valley floor in glorious HD with bone snapping surroundsound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 The only positive thing I can find to say about The Jump is that it's better than Splash! Talk about damning with faint praise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Is Heather Mills on just the one ski? That would be worth watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The only positive thing I can find to say about The Jump is that it's better than Splash! Talk about damning with faint praise. The movie "Splash"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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