Earl of Punkape Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Another poof has just kharked it supposedly of leukaemia (AIDS). A surveyor of the Queens music this cunt was a composer of avant-garde music or a dreadful, insane fucking racket having just heard an example. More disturbingly he received a police caution in 2005 for .........possession of a swan's corpse...... I can only assume that must have been for shoving up his own or his civil partner's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 Obviously had a private school education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Own goal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Do you live in a fucking greenhouse? You really shouldn't be throwing these stones about you gay, swan fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 After Anthony Blunt, the notorious KGB Spy who did some arty shit for HM the Queen, now we have this swan shagging strange fucker. Her Maj needs to get her HR department to up its game a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: After Anthony Blunt, the notorious KGB Spy who did some arty shit for HM the Queen, now we have this swan shagging strange fucker. Her Maj needs to get her HR department to up its game a bit Yep, get Phil the Greek to vet all the candidates, he'd soon have all the poofs and spies out the back of Buck house and shot for practice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 Well, Spunky, I see this nomination has gone down like a bout of explosive diarrhoea in the International Space Station. A shame, really, because there weren't too many bigger cunts around than old Sir Peter. Google presents this delightful headline which I thought I'd share with you. "Queen's Gay Composer Opens Up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, Spunky, I see this nomination has gone down like a bout of explosive diarrhoea in the International Space Station. A shame, really, because there weren't too many bigger cunts around than old Sir Peter. Google presents this delightful headline which I thought I'd share with you. "Queen's Gay Composer Opens Up". Could have been worse, imagine added to the end of that, "Prince Edward". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 On 14 March 2016 at 10:22 PM, Snatch said: Obviously had a private school education. No. Sir Peter went to Leigh grammar. Do some research you lazy sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 15, 2016 Report Share Posted March 15, 2016 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: No. Sir Peter went to Leigh grammar. Do some research you lazy sod. Not even a Catholic school? How ghastly. I bet he sold drugs to the Royals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 Bumming swans is a new low .... Even for the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Bumming swans is a new low .... Even for the corner. Wind your neck in.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Wind your neck in.... It's a shame Sir Peter didn't take your advice.....have you ever bummed a swan? I have eaten one.... It's rather dry and tangy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 5 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: It's a shame Sir Peter didn't take your advice.....have you ever bummed a swan? I have eaten one.... It's rather dry and tangy. After bumming it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 14 hours ago, cuntspotter said: It's a shame Sir Peter didn't take your advice.....have you ever bummed a swan? I have eaten one.... It's rather dry and tangy. HANG THE TREASONOUS BASTARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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