Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Sleeve is exactly the kind of creepy cunt I could imagine wearing a polyester tie. I can picture him now. Thick rimmed bifocals perched upon a greasy nose, constant heavy breathing which compliments his droning nasal whine. To top it all off, he's never out of his plastic mac and polo neck, and he sits there smugly in his non-iron, polyester trousers whilst listening to Radio 4 and doing jigsaws. A drab, grey, thermos flask owning, creepy weirdo. What an absolute fucking bellend. Don't forget an overbearing smell of cheap soap, with a faint undertone of old jizz and boiled vegetables. Known in the office for largely saying nothing, except when he has one too many glasses of claret at the staff party, whereupon he whispers with red teeth and rancid breath to the other male colleagues about how he'd love to get a footjob off Angela from accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Slackers and Dicklessmus, pair of bitter old tarts with a crusty, incurable flap infection, but still good for the occasional chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Slackers and Dicklessmus, pair of bitter old tarts with a crusty, incurable flap infection, but still good for the occasional chuckle. Slackers and Dicklessmus... Even jazz came up with more offensive shit than that, and in the case of slackers you didn't even come up with it! So good you had to steal it eh? You total fucking drip. What next? A jib jab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: A jib jab? Don't, please... between jibjab and "the ashes", I'm not sure I could cope... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 13 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Don't forget an overbearing smell of cheap soap, with a faint undertone of old jizz and boiled vegetables. Known in the office for largely saying nothing, except when he has one too many glasses of claret at the staff party, whereupon he whispers with red teeth and rancid breath to the other male colleagues about how he'd love to get a footjob off Angela from accounts. That's quite a picture, Bill. Only a little sinister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Anyone who wears any sort of tie is considered a cunt in my workplace. Spunky, I reckon you wear braces and carry a filofax too you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 31 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Anyone who wears any sort of tie is considered a cunt in my workplace. Spunky, I reckon you wear braces and carry a filofax too you cunt. You're a pleb and work with other plebs. Do you keep ferrets aswell ? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're a pleb and work with other plebs. Do you keep ferrets aswell ? Lol. Fuck me. Your first interaction with Drew since his sordid revelation and not a single mention of a fucking bungalow. You're not fit for purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Everyone will want a bungalow one day. Even you when your hips and knees start failing. Just look at all the mobility scooters around, these cunts aren't running up stairs when they get home. My advice, buy one now and avoid the rush as they aren't being built anymore. ps. I also have a house but no ferrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Hmm......bungalows.........they don't have much on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 On 3/21/2016 at 5:13 PM, Bill Stickers said: Slackers and Dicklessmus... Even jazz came up with more offensive shit than that, and in the case of slackers you didn't even come up with it! So good you had to steal it eh? You total fucking drip. What next? A jib jab? JibJab? You fucking poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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