Earl of Punkape Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 All ties should be made from silk and preferably a heavy duty silk. Polyester ties are worn by non-you cunts, imbeciles,trade union petty officialdom and socialist riff-raff. If you don't have any ties at all you're probably an Australian or an Albanian male prostitute. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: All ties should be made from silk and preferably a heavy duty silk. Polyester ties are worn by non-you cunts, imbeciles,trade union petty officialdom and socialist riff-raff. If you don't have any ties at all you're probably an Australian or an Albanian male prostitute. Do you use silk ties to bind and gag the prozzies before you murder them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you use silk ties to bind and gag the prozzies before you murder them? You would be better off posing that question to Nocti, Jacko and Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You would be better off posing that question to Nocti, Jacko and Ding. Ah! The Rohypnol gang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Ah! The Rohypnol gang Record sales have gone down since we changed our name, I must admit. So have attendances at our gigs as it goes. The ones that do turn up tend to nod the fuck off straight away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 22 minutes ago, nocti said: Record sales have gone down since we changed our name, I must admit. So have attendances at our gigs as it goes. The ones that do turn up tend to nod the fuck off straight away. Sounds like you're pumping it out through your smoke machine. I always fancied trying it with helium just for a prank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 26 minutes ago, nocti said: Record sales have gone down since we changed our name, I must admit. So have attendances at our gigs as it goes. The ones that do turn up tend to nod the fuck off straight away. You perform in polyester ties and gold lamee jumpsuits I presume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Polyester ties are worn by non-you cunts "non-you"? Oh Spunky, U fucking pleb! Nancy Mitford was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Tie a few together and throw them over a rafter and strengthen the gene pool by hanging yourself. Shit for brains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 How thoroughly repulsive. These sorts probably also wear gold Plated jewellery and drive Asian made, imitation 4x4's. Excellent nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 The only people who were ties in the city are the police, a clip on piece of shit. Maybe also two bob estate agents, who drive sign written company cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ah! The Rohypnol gang We're called the Roofie Boys now... sounds a bit less obvious to the middle-income yummy mummies... they think they're off to watch something like the Full Monty.. little do they know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 On this occasion I agree with Punkape. Polyester ties are shit, along with shiny arse trousers. Charity shop fodder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: All ties should be made from silk and preferably a heavy duty silk. Polyester ties are worn by non-you cunts, imbeciles,trade union petty officialdom and socialist riff-raff. If you don't have any ties at all you're probably an Australian or an Albanian male prostitute. I love it when you make yourself look an utter, utter fucking idiot. Enjoy your shift at Tesco, cunt face! Lol. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 47 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: On this occasion I agree with Punkape. Polyester ties are shit, along with shiny arse trousers. Charity shop fodder. Manky will probably disafree as shiny arse trousers have certain frictional benefits astride a bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Manky will probably disafree as shiny arse trousers have certain frictional benefits astride a bicycle. Shhh, he's trying to keep the fact that he rides a bike secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 12 hours ago, Punkape said: All ties should be made from silk and preferably a heavy duty silk. Polyester ties are worn by non-you cunts, imbeciles,trade union petty officialdom and socialist riff-raff. If you don't have any ties at all you're probably an Australian or an Albanian male prostitute. A forgiving nature is a virtue Pinky......its time to let go of your unfortunate liaisons with the Albanian chap and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 57 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Shhh, he's trying to keep the fact that he rides a bike secret. I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 I should think the tie one wears should befit the occasion. For example, when Ape appears before a magistrate to explain himself for flashing his cock at a feminist luncheon, he probably should choose polyester, to designate his proper place in society, somewhere between a circus geek apprentice and the cunts working in the sewers that become too touchy in the pubs after a couple of pints. Or , using Baws as an example, nothing but silk when binding his wife's wrists before giving her one up the wrong un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I should think the tie one wears should befit the occasion. For example, when Ape appears before a magistrate to explain himself for flashing his cock at a feminist luncheon, he probably should choose polyester, to designate his proper place in society, somewhere between a circus geek apprentice and the cunts working in the sewers that become too touchy in the pubs after a couple of pints. Or , using Baws as an example, nothing but silk when binding his wife's wrists before giving her one up the wrong un. Stupid cunt. You're such a touchy little girl aren't you? One little comment, not even offensive, aimed at you and you're off, naming me in multiple unrelated posts. Total wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 9 hours ago, southerncunt said: Tie a few together and throw them over a rafter and strengthen the gene pool by hanging yourself. Shit for brains I'm sure you'll have the Aboriginees doing that soon aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Ape said: I love it when you make yourself look an utter, utter fucking idiot. Enjoy your shift at Tesco, cunt face! Lol. Lol. From the idiot who tells us he shops there with his fishwife. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you use silk ties to bind and gag the prozzies before you murder them? I think he's more into binding and gagging the likes of Judy and any public school cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 17 hours ago, Punkape said: All ties should be made from silk and preferably a heavy duty silk. Polyester ties are worn by non-you cunts, imbeciles,trade union petty officialdom and socialist riff-raff. If you don't have any ties at all you're probably an Australian or an Albanian male prostitute. Still preferable to cunts who shave their chest then loose the ability to button up the top half of their shirt. Started by Simon Cowell and copied by every single cunt on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: From the idiot who tells us he shops there with his fishwife. Lol. Early day today? I though they closed at 4pm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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