Witheredscrote Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 My son has sent me a case of English wine as a token of his affection for me. Coals to Newcastle , quite frankly I would have preferred a sack of coal . Oz Clark I am not but I would say it is not just piss but stale piss. It is from one of your better vineyards in of all places NORFOLK !!. If this is what those who reside in that county drink no wonder they have developed webbed feet and have acid tongues. Detritus I forgive you for all the things you have said about me. You have my deepest sympathy. Vivre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Withers, whilst you have questionable tastes regarding farm yard animals, I find myself agreeing with you on this. There is a pub near me that has started churning out this fucking vile filth, and what's worse, it's on tap. "Crisp undertones of English summer fruits with a hint of pears and citrus" A.K.A. turps, ferret piss and wet badger fur. What makes it worse is that said Inn also serves up nothing else but "100% traditional English pub food" i.e. chips, fray bentos pies and sausages of questionable origin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Withers, whilst you have questionable tastes regarding farm yard animals, I find myself agreeing with you on this. There is a pub near me that has started churning out this fucking vile filth, and what's worse, it's on tap. "Crisp undertones of English summer fruits with a hint of pears and citrus" A.K.A. turps, ferret piss and wet badger fur. What makes it worse is that said Inn also serves up nothing else but "100% traditional English pub food" i.e. chips, fray bentos pies and sausages of questionable origin. Wait a short while and the Welsh troll will be out from under his bridge and extolling Welsh wine . ( They do produce it in Pembrokeshire for Exide batteries Co. ) Just imagine that blond tart Jilly Goolden reviewing it ' I smell a hint of steelworkers pants with the earthiness of Merthyr slag heaps '. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Roll up, Roll up. Its tonights couple in love, Decs an Witheredcunt. 'Oh look Decs, Norfolk is great". " Yes, Withers, but not as nice as France". What a pair of conjoined cunts. Fucking suffer and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 As soon as we're out of Yerp Norfolk will be producing its own champagne and possibly even Parma Ham and Brussels Sprouts. The Eurocunts can fuck right off. And anyhow the French and Italians have clearly demonstrated that wine doesn't have to taste nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 42 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: My son has sent me a case of English wine as a token of his affection for me. Coals to Newcastle , quite frankly I would have preferred a sack of coal . Oz Clark I am not but I would say it is not just piss but stale piss. It is from one of your better vineyards in of all places NORFOLK !!. If this is what those who reside in that county drink no wonder they have developed webbed feet and have acid tongues. Detritus I forgive you for all the things you have said about me. You have my deepest sympathy. Vivre He must fucking hate you. What a family of complete fucking cunt-bags you have raised. I'm guessing it's also a white wine. He must have his mothers brains as his cunting of his father was spectacular. Fuck off you froggy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: Roll up, roll up. Its tonights couple in love, Decs an Witheredcunt. 'Oh look Decs, Norfolk is great". " Yes, Withers, but not as nice as France". What a pair of conjoined cunts. Fucking suffer and die. Manky, whilst you may have chuckled along like a fucking idiot over your "Scotty and Bubbles are a double act" line earlier today, it does not give your carte blanche to carry on this tired medium of cunting ad fucking nauseum. Work on your patter you fucking neanderthal. Either that or form your own double act with a lethal dose of anthrax, you disgusting northern monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: i.e. chips, fray bentos pies and sausages of questionable origin. at least they call a chip, a chip and not a french fry. Doesn't Fray Bentos have origins in South America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Manky, whilst you may have chuckled along like a fucking idiot over your "Scotty and Bubbles are a double act" line earlier today, it does not give your carte blanche to carry on this tired medium of cunting ad fucking nauseum. Work on your patter you fucking neanderthal. Either that or form your own double act with a lethal dose of anthrax, you disgusting northern monkey. Everyone is getting a bit too pally on here. Count me out of your gay games. I will be strong and face the future, standing tall. Better to be a cunt on your feet than a big girlie on your knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Wine is vile stuff wherever it fucking comes from. Drunk only by wimminz and bandits. You should both be ashamed of yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Roll up, Roll up. Its tonights couple in love, Decs an Witheredcunt. 'Oh look Decs, Norfolk is great". " Yes, Withers, but not as nice as France". What a pair of conjoined cunts. Fucking suffer and die. there is a vineyard in the Morecambe area. They do a reasonable bottle of Chateau Manky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: there is a vineyard in the Morecambe area. They do a reasonable bottle of Chateau Manky I'd like to bottle you and force-feed you the broken glass until you shit yourself crying and die from intestinal-ruptures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: at least they call a chip, a chip and not a french fry. Doesn't Fray Bentos have origins in South America? I think you're right there, Drew. To be fair though, as much as it would fuck Manky off, we're all historically German illegal immigrants and the Welsh should have sitting tenants rights as the original inhabitants. Manky, go home you dirty fucking immigrant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: at least they call a chip, a chip and not a french fry. Doesn't Fray Bentos have origins in South America? you stupid inbred cunt , its frites here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: there is a vineyard in the Morecambe area. They do a reasonable bottle of Chateau Manky I won't be drinking any. Wine is shite , its just fucking grapejuice. On a similar thread why are most cannibals puff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: I'd like to bottle you and force-feed you the broken glass until you shit yourself crying and die from intestinal-ruptures. fuck off, we are talking wine here, you wouldn't grasp it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: fuck off, we are talking wine here, you wouldn't grasp it The only wine I would grab is Rioja, firmly by the neck, before snapping it. Do you like being cunted but not visited by your son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: you stupid inbred cunt , its frites here I think you've mistakenly ignored the most offensive word in my post. frites, fries or fucking chips as soon as you say French they always seem to be a bit too yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Rapeseed oil is another English product that has benefited from good PR from chefs and gourmets who no doubt have large shares in production rights. I'm sick and fucking tired of that fat tongued cunt Oliver espousing the health and taste superiority of rapeseed over olive oil. The stuff is fucking vile, and to claim it has health benefits over olive oil is dubious, but to claim it tastes better is absolutely fucking ridiculous. Apart from its titillating name, rapeseed oil is bland, awful fucking shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: I think you're right there, Drew. To be fair though, as much as it would fuck Manky off, we're all historically German illegal immigrants and the Welsh should have sitting tenants rights as the original inhabitants. Manky, go home you dirty fucking immigrant. He won't like that at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 54 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Wait a short while and the Welsh troll will be out from under his bridge and extolling Welsh wine . ( They do produce it in Pembrokeshire for Exide batteries Co. ) Just imagine that blond tart Jilly Goolden reviewing it ' I smell a hint of steelworkers pants with the earthiness of Merthyr slag heaps '. I used to like that Jilly Goolden woman.....not conventionally attractive but alluring nonetheless, I bet she was a cracking night on the lash and would shag your cock off....I always wondered if she spat or swallowed and how she would have described a mouthful of what I would have liked to give her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 All English wine is piss, it goes with the weather, but apparently there's some fizzy stuff from the south coast (chalk soil) isn't as pissy. Don't drink south african shit, it gives terrible hangovers, feels like a never-ending timpani from bubbles and decs slapping each others arses. Rioja, on the other hand, I could happily drink the fucking county (?) dry. French, I prefer some of the rough stuff (behave) from the south, Cahors and another I forget... Minervois? ..and Fitou.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: I think youIre right there, Drew. TI be fair though, as much as would fuck Manky off, we're all historically German illegal immigrants and the Welsh should have sitting tenants rights as the original inhabitants. Manky, go home you dirty fucking immigrant. We must be German Lite because as far as i know Lotus hasn't tried to cheat their way through emmissions tests although there are a couple of jews at work that fuck me off and i don't really know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: I used to like that Jilly Goolden woman.....not conventionally attractive but alluring nonetheless, I bet she was a cracking night on the lash and would shag your cock off....I always wondered if she spat or swallowed and how she would have described a mouthful of what I would have liked to give her. No civilised wine taster worth their salt would ever swallow, Lukers. As far as Jilly is concerned, I'd rather throttle her with her own tights than watch her gob my man juice into a rusty bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: I think you're right there, Drew. To be fair though, as much as it would fuck Manky off, we're all historically German illegal immigrants and the Welsh should have sitting tenants rights as the original inhabitants. Manky, go home you dirty fucking immigrant. You could be right about the German angle. They say things come in 3's. Take gas. Ist, my uncle Heinrich mixed the plumbing up on his new shower design in the 40's. 2nd. Volkswagen fucked up the emission testing. 3rd. I let rip a SBD fart in town that overwhelmed A&E for 24 hours. Luckily I blamed Mrs Manky Can you see the connection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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