Decimus Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 19 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Try saying that going through Murrican Airport security now, they'd shit themselves and have 4 Apache Gunships parked half way up your arse in minutes... .. then shoot one of their own by accident... They are a trigger happy bunch, Ding, 10/10 for stating the fucking obvious. I hope that you attempt to make a trip over there soon and forget to scrub the coal soot off of your slack jawed, northern face. Fingers crossed you'll be shot dead by a rampantly racist policeman as soon as you step off of the plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: They are a trigger happy bunch, Ding, 10/10 for stating the fucking obvious. I hope that you attempt to make a trip over there soon and forget to scrub the coal soot off of your slack jawed, northern face. Fingers crossed you'll be shot dead by a rampantly racist policeman as soon as you step off of the plane. Someone's a bit narked again. Besides, there's no coal mines near me, never has been, so get back under the swampwater again, you talentless prickless wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 7 hours ago, Snatch said: By all account this Nibbs geezer tried to kill himself by stabbing himself in the chest with a knife. The shotgun he had in hand obviously wasn't any use. The prick. Show him how it's done then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 40 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Show him how it's done then. Gurt's dead. I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Gurt's dead. I'm sorry. How dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: How dead? Dead enough inside for his shrivelled velvety corpse to convulse with post mortem gaseous chuckling at Ding's game show nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dead enough inside for his shrivelled velvety corpse to convulse with post mortem gaseous chuckling at Ding's game show nom. I hope so, and as he's very suited to digging soil, I hope he was made burrow his own grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Show him how it's done then. Or I could shove it up so far up your are and blow your eyes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Or I could shove it up so far up your are and blow your eyes out. Snatch, this sounds unbelievably gay. That wasn't your angle, was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Snatch, this sounds unbelievably gay. That wasn't your angle, was it? No Bubs,believe me it wasn't meant to come across as homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: No Bubs,believe me it wasn't meant to come across as homo. Good. And in honour of Scotty's epic quest of trying to relate a joke or pun every post, try this on for size. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle. Apologise and wipe it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: No Bubs,believe me it wasn't meant to come across as homo. To be fair Snatcher...it did sound like Bender pillow talk....please be more careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Good. And in honour of Scotty's epic quest of trying to relate a joke or pun every post, try this on for size. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle. Apologise and wipe it off. In the true spirit of Scotty's jokes,that was total shite. 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: To be fair Snatcher...it did sound like Bender pillow talk....please be more careful. I will Lukers. I'll stick to the good old fashioned shotgun in the face. Works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 15 minutes ago, Snatch said: In the true spirit of Scotty's jokes,that was total shite. I will Lukers. I'll stick to the good old fashioned shotgun in the face. Works every time. I know someone that happened to, by some gyppo cunt. Well... i know his surviving relatives.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 28 minutes ago, Snatch said: No Bubs,believe me it wasn't meant to come across as homo. Well I am afraid it did. Now, take your hand off my thigh before I stab you in the neck with a biro, you disgusting fucking mincer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Dead enough inside for his shrivelled velvety corpse to convulse with post mortem gaseous chuckling at Ding's game show nom. And there we have it in one Deccs another crap Ding nom . I waded in , not giving a fig about my Gallic reputation ,sacrificing my own excellent Norfolk News nom to save the northern cunt from embarrassment . In a manner befitting a true French gentleman AND fellow cunter I may add. Le Turd Anglais Nord has not had the decency to thank me. Well fuck him , the gloves are off..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: And there we have it in one Deccs another crap Ding nom . I waded in , not giving a fig about my Gallic reputation ,sacrificing my own excellent Norfolk News nom to save the northern cunt from embarrassment . In a manner befitting a true French gentleman AND fellow cunter I may add. The Le Turd Anglais Nord has not had the decency to thank me. Well fuck him , the gloves are off..... That dopey fucking doorpost is beyond salvation. Best just to lay the boot in well and often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Well I am afraid it did. Now, take your hand off my thigh before I stab you in the neck with a biro, you disgusting fucking mincer. The only reason I'd have my hand on your thigh is to snap in in half. Now put your trousers back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, Snatch said: The only reason I'd have my hand on your thigh is to snap in in half. Now put your trousers back on. That's a pretty faggotty ju-jitsu move there Snatch. Who did you train under? master Norton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 9 hours ago, witheredscrote said: And there we have it in one Deccs another crap Ding nom . I waded in , not giving a fig about my Gallic reputation ,sacrificing my own excellent Norfolk News nom to save the northern cunt from embarrassment . In a manner befitting a true French gentleman AND fellow cunter I may add. Le Turd Anglais Nord has not had the decency to thank me. Well fuck him , the gloves are off..... What happened the last time a Frenchman declared war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 On 21/04/2016 at 9:45 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: That's a pretty faggotty ju-jitsu move there Snatch. Who did you train under? master Norton? You cheeky cunt. I've never done Ju-Jitsu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 On 21 April 2016 at 8:51 AM, DingTheRioja said: What happened the last time a Frenchman declared war? Something unfunny as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 39 minutes ago, Snatch said: You cheeky cunt. I've never done Ju-Jitsu. Cum-fu, more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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