Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 14 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying. I don't care what anyone says, you just can't trust 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 His missus seemed like a right annoying Northern cunt though. Any chance he could go and have a word with Ding before he's sentenced? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 6 hours ago, Bubbles said: His missus seemed like a right annoying Northern cunt though. Any chance he could go and have a word with Ding before he's sentenced? Sorry he is already banged up. Ding will be long dead before this cunt gets out (hopefully ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 The bitch should have ironed his shirts properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 So he disposes of her head but not the body. Didn't think it out did he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: So he disposes of her head but not the body. Didn't think it out did he? No , her head jammed the 'U' bend , a plumber was called , he had a look , sucked air though his teeth and said ' this is going to cost you mate'. I just made that up Gypps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: No , her head jammed the 'U' bend , a plumber was called , he had a look , sucked air though his teeth and said ' this is going to cost you mate'. I just made that up Gypps. What, it didn't block the u-bend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What, it didn't block the u-bend? No he was flushed with success I'll get my drain rods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: No , her head jammed the 'U' bend , a plumber was called , he had a look , sucked air though his teeth and said ' this is going to cost you mate'. I just made that up Gypps. If only the Plumber had said..."its going to cost you an arm and a leg mate"......Mr Nibbs would have had the opportunity of a lifetime in his carefully chosen response. Also I think Demseys dad was a cruel bastard missing out the "p" in his name...probably revenge for having the "k" missing in his own surname.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: If only the Plumber had said..."its going to cost you an arm and a leg mate"......Mr Nibbs would have had the opportunity of a lifetime in his carefully chosen response. Also I think Demseys dad was a cruel bastard missing out the "p" in his name...probably revenge for having the "k" missing in his own surname.. I like the cut of your jib young Swarmers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 8 hours ago, witheredscrote said: This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying. Fairly slickly done, then fucked at that last legal hurdle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 8 hours ago, witheredscrote said: This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying. I can't help it, i have to admit .....i like the cut of his gib! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 9 hours ago, witheredscrote said: This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying. Nigerian ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Nigerian ? What time does your shift finish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, Ape said: What time does your shift finish? When does your wife get back from the massage parlour ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: When does your wife get back from the massage parlour ? About 10pm. What time does your shift finish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: About 10pm. What time does your shift finish? Has she given you a nasty complaint ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Has she given you a nasty complaint ? Bricktop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: Bricktop! is this not for Scrotes, as the top of a brick (a moulded one anyhow) is generally often referred to as a ....frog, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: is this not for Scrotes, as the top of a brick (a moulded one anyhow) is generally often referred to as a ....frog, isn't it? I usually use the Bricktop command to try and force the Punkape executable to jump out of an un-requested repeat loop, as it sometimes get stuck, causing it to to continually output the same old bollocks (Nigeria and Tesco being two prime examples). By saying something completely unrelated to its current output, sometimes a program jump can be initiated. Whether or not it worked, only time will tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: is this not for Scrotes, as the top of a brick (a moulded one anyhow) is generally often referred to as a ....frog, isn't it? Droopy I have just realised that you can be very humorous at times , not this time , but some times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 on an unrelated note, Woodfordes (a local brewery) produce a very good ale called Nelsons Revenge. Much better than that french lager you spout on about although it might leave a bitter aftertaste on your palate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 His name is far more cuntish than his crime. We should bring back capital punishment for his parents, and euthanise young Demsey. It's the kindest thing to do after a lifetime of a bullying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 45 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: on an unrelated note, Woodfordes (a local brewery) produce a very good ale called Nelsons Revenge. Much better than that french lager you spout on about although it might leave a bitter aftertaste on your palate. Like reading this shit then. lol lol lol 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: His name is far more cuntish than his crime. We should bring back capital punishment for his parents, and euthanise young Demsey. It's the kindest thing to do after a lifetime of a bullying. Demsey , surely you meant Droopy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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