Demsey Nibbs.

[Witheredscrote]

This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying.

[Frank]

14 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying.

I don't care what anyone says, you just can't trust 'em

[Bubba C]

His missus seemed like a right annoying Northern cunt though. 

Any chance he could go and have a word with Ding before he's sentenced? 

[Witheredscrote]

6 hours ago, Bubbles said:

His missus seemed like a right annoying Northern cunt though. 

Any chance he could go and have a word with Ding before he's sentenced? 

Sorry he is already banged up. Ding will be long dead before this cunt gets out (hopefully )

[Guest Couldn't give a shit]

The bitch should have ironed his shirts properly.

[camberwell gypsy]

So he disposes of her head but not the body. Didn't think it out did he?

[Witheredscrote]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

So he disposes of her head but not the body. Didn't think it out did he?

No , her head jammed the 'U' bend , a plumber was called , he had a look , sucked air though his teeth and said ' this is going to cost you mate'. I just made that up Gypps.

[camberwell gypsy]

5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

No , her head jammed the 'U' bend , a plumber was called , he had a look , sucked air though his teeth and said ' this is going to cost you mate'. I just made that up Gypps.

What, it didn't block the u-bend?

[Witheredscrote]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What, it didn't block the u-bend?

No he was flushed with success

I'll get my drain rods

[Guest luke swarm]

10 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

No , her head jammed the 'U' bend , a plumber was called , he had a look , sucked air though his teeth and said ' this is going to cost you mate'. I just made that up Gypps.

If only the Plumber had said..."its going to cost you an arm and a leg mate"......Mr Nibbs would have had the opportunity of a lifetime in his carefully chosen response.

Also I think Demseys dad was a cruel bastard missing out the "p" in his name...probably revenge for having the "k" missing in his own surname.. 

[Witheredscrote]

2 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

If only the Plumber had said..."its going to cost you an arm and a leg mate"......Mr Nibbs would have had the opportunity of a lifetime in his carefully chosen response.

Also I think Demseys dad was a cruel bastard missing out the "p" in his name...probably revenge for having the "k" missing in his own surname.. 

I like the cut of your jib young Swarmers

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

8 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying.

Fairly slickly done, then fucked at that last legal hurdle. 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying.

I can't help it, i have to admit .....i like the cut of his gib!

[Earl of Punkape]

9 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

This man battered his wife to death , beheaded her , crushed her skull flat and flushed it down the bog. He has been given 'life'. I think this man , although a savage bastard , showed a certain amount of style and the originality of the head down the bog bit is worthy of praise. QC couldn't have made that up. Oh , he is black , just saying.

Nigerian ?

[Ape™️]

Just now, Punkape said:

Nigerian ?

What time does your shift finish?

[Earl of Punkape]

Just now, Ape said:

What time does your shift finish?

When does your wife get back from the massage parlour ?

[Ape™️]

Just now, Punkape said:

When does your wife get back from the massage parlour ?

About 10pm. What time does your shift finish?

[Earl of Punkape]

1 minute ago, Ape said:

About 10pm. What time does your shift finish?

Has she given you a nasty complaint ?

[Ape™️]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

Has she given you a nasty complaint ?

Bricktop!

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

3 hours ago, Ape said:

Bricktop!

is this not for Scrotes, as the top of a brick (a moulded one anyhow) is generally often referred to as a ....frog, isn't it?

[Ape™️]

4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

is this not for Scrotes, as the top of a brick (a moulded one anyhow) is generally often referred to as a ....frog, isn't it?

I usually use the Bricktop command to try and force the Punkape executable to jump out of an un-requested repeat loop, as it sometimes get stuck, causing it to to continually output the same old bollocks (Nigeria and Tesco being two prime examples). By saying something completely unrelated to its current output, sometimes a program jump can be initiated. Whether or not it worked, only time will tell.

[Witheredscrote]

5 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

is this not for Scrotes, as the top of a brick (a moulded one anyhow) is generally often referred to as a ....frog, isn't it?

Droopy I have just realised that you can be very humorous at times , not this time , but some times

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

on an unrelated note, Woodfordes (a local brewery) produce a very good ale called Nelsons Revenge. Much better than that french lager you spout on about although it might leave a bitter aftertaste on your palate.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

His name is far more cuntish than his crime. We should bring back capital punishment for his parents, and euthanise young Demsey. It's the kindest thing to do after a lifetime of a bullying.

[Witheredscrote]

45 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

on an unrelated note, Woodfordes (a local brewery) produce a very good ale called Nelsons Revenge. Much better than that french lager you spout on about although it might leave a bitter aftertaste on your palate.

Like reading this shit then. lol lol lol

 

1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said:

His name is far more cuntish than his crime. We should bring back capital punishment for his parents, and euthanise young Demsey. It's the kindest thing to do after a lifetime of a bullying.

Demsey , surely you meant Droopy