Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 If you can't cook stay out of the kitchen. Get some manners first and learn how to set a table correctly. Only working class cunts eat infront of the TV. Go on a cookery course first before you fuck up a pristine environment and buy some proper cookery books.Not celebrity chef bollocks but the classics. Learn essentials of basic hygiene ( don't stir the gazpacho with your dick) and learn about proper ingredients to cook with. Start with all in one pot stews (don't piss in the casserole dish unless your mother-in-law is coming ) and then slowly diversify to roasts then baking, soups and desserts. Happy cooking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Finally, some new code! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Finally, some new code! Don't get too fucking worked up, it'll be Tesco ingredients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Don't get too fucking worked up, it'll be Tesco ingredients. What, foraged from the skips behind the Macclesfield superstore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 1 minute ago, MikeD said: Don't get too fucking worked up, it'll be Tesco ingredients. Not in my kitchen fudge-packer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Not in my kitchen fudge-packer No, your kitchen serves mainly soup I suspect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Not in my kitchen fudge-packer A soup-kitchen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, Ape said: No, your kitchen serves mainly soup I suspect. Beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, Ape said: No, your kitchen serves mainly soup I suspect. You told us where you shop you low-life benefits mutant. You're a spawn of cheapness and irrelevance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You told us where you shop you low-life benefits mutant. You're a spawn of cheapness and irrelevance. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You told us where you shop you low-life benefits mutant. You're a spawn of cheapness and irrelevance. And what's wrong with Asda, you stuck-up cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Fuck off It's open 24 hours pea-brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's open 24 hours pea-brain. What is? Your arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, Ape said: What is? Your arse? The days of Punkape having audible farts are, I suspect, long gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, MikeD said: And what's wrong with Asda, you stuck-up cunt? I might meet a low-life cunt like you in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: The days of Punkape having audible farts are, I suspect, long gone. Mainly liquid farts these days, where shit streams down his legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I might meet a low-life cunt like you in there. Yes, and don't give me the wrong fucking change either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Mainly liquid farts these days, where shit streams down his legs. I'd say shit is the least of his worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Yes, and don't give me the wrong fucking change either. You wife will be doing that behind the bus shelter..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Has someone burnt your Value beans on toast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 1 minute ago, MikeD said: Yes, and don't give me the wrong fucking change either. Don't be ridiculous - they wouldn't trust Spunky on the tills. No, he does aisle cleanup and toilet inspection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Punkape, did I ever tell you I have an aga? you can get pills for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 6 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Punkape, did I ever tell you I have an aga? I'd see a doctor about that, proper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: You wife will be doing that behind the bus shelter..... lol. She does it in the bus shelter, a right filthy fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 23 minutes ago, Properkhunt said: Punkape, did I ever tell you I have an aga? What sort ? if you have the wrong type you could be from the wrong social class..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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