Guest MikeD Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Depends, will the quality of your posts improve? Maybe. Will yours move on from 'kill yourself'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: As you are a barely literate, disgustingly ignorant, thick as pig shit northern cunt, I'm not overly suprised that you have never heard of the Oxford comma. You are correct. I have never heard of the Oxford comma. Neither have you, you simple hayseed twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, MikeD said: Maybe. Will yours move on from 'kill yourself'? I've decided against any leniency. Kill yourself you stupid fucking humourless baby Ewok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I've decided against any leniency. Kill yourself you stupid fucking humourless baby Ewok You ridiculous cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 Just now, Manky said: You are correct. I have never heard of the Oxford comma. Then maybe you should stick to being a racist simpleton instead of trying to offer advice on punctuation and sentence structure, you thick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Then maybe you should stick to being a racist simpleton instead of trying to offer advice on punctuation and sentence structure, you thick bastard. Steady, Decs, our Northern Goebbels did manage to hold down a job as a postman for nearly 6 whole months. He can't be that stupid, can he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: As you are a barely literate, disgustingly ignorant, thick as pig shit northern cunt, I'm not overly suprised that you have never heard of the Oxford comma. What a fucking cretin he has made himself look today. A cock, a cunt, and a cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: What a fucking cretin he has made himself look today. A cock, a cunt, and a cretin. If I stick out as a cretin, I must be a pretty good cretin bearing in mind all the high quality top notch cretinous oafs such as yourself and Dickmush. Total Biffs in spaz chariots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 On 30 April 2016 at 2:56 PM, Bubbles said: Quincy does a top job as location planner, Manky is in charge of security, Scotty does a standup routine, Swarms is the certified first-responder, Punkers is responsible for catering and your mum is the toilet attendant. As she does such a swell job, I have been known to throw her a bone on occasion. When last I took a shite, to be honest I found her standing there a little off putting, but when I discovered there was no bogroll left, in fairness she did take of her socks so I could wipe my hoop, and after she put them back on did thank me very politely indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 20 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: When last I took a shite, to be honest I found her standing there a little off putting, but when I discovered there was no bogroll left, in fairness she did take of her socks so I could wipe my hoop, and after she put them back on did thank me very politely indeed. I also think it's very kind of her to take her son to work, even if it is only to use him as a toilet brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 On 30/04/2016 at 3:42 PM, Manky said: As an ex-postman, I do not approve of all this fuss over a loveable family pet. Just remember the address then stuff all the mail down a convenient grid. I hope you worked the old postie trick, manky. Wait for some old biddies new credit card to arrive, flatter them into telling you what year they were born, (guaranteed pin number,) then straight down the cashpoint and drain their account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 My postie is a lazy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 On 4/30/2016 at 9:35 AM, MikeD said: I wondered when you'd come along. Wife given you time off from watching the kids? I should think it would be more like his supervised visitation with the children was ended early for whatever reason. The sudden resignation of yet another day carer, perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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