ATVs

[Guest deebom]

ATVs. Fucking things. There is a bunch of lads round here who ride these fucking things with de-baffled exhausts, god they're fucking noisy. There are about 5 of them, with tattoos and silly floppy haircuts tearing up and down the streets, two abreast, not indicating, running red lights, no helmets, and generally riding like complete and utter cunts.

ATVs are notoriously twitchy and will upend themselves without notice as Rik Mayal found out. I'm hoping that this will happen to one of these cunts soon.

But it probably fucking wont because the world is a cunt like that.

[Guest Manky]

Easily solved. Go on ebay. Buy a Second World War German Crocodil tank. Paint it Blue and stick a Nissan badge on the front. (Advanced urban camouflage techniques by Brigadier I. M. Nothere, pp 17-23) Then incinerate the cunts as they ride past with your great big fuck off flamenwerfer.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 minutes ago, Manky said:

Easily solved. Go on ebay. Buy a Second World War German Crocodil tank. Paint it Blue and stick a Nissan badge on the front. (Advanced urban camouflage techniques by Brigadier I. M. Nothere, pp 17-23) Then incinerate the cunts as they ride past with your great big fuck off flamenwerfer.

Flamenwerfer ......Is that a chilli frankfurter or your cock with jalapeño sauce on it ?

[Guest Manky]

5 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Flamenwerfer ......Is that a chilli frankfurter or your cock with jalapeño sauce on it ?

No. It is Kraut for flamethrower you simple twat.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 minute ago, Manky said:

No. It is Kraut for flamethrower you simple twat.

You should take one of those down to Canal St.

 

[Guest Manky]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

You should take one of those down to Canal St.

 

Now that's  a good idea. Grilled bumboys are toast

[Guest DingTheRioja]

40 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You should take one of those down to Canal St.

 

34 minutes ago, Manky said:

Now that's  a good idea. Grilled bumboys are toast

they don't like it up 'em Mr Man.... oh... nvm...

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

21 hours ago, deebom said:

ATVs. Fucking things. There is a bunch of lads round here who ride these fucking things with de-baffled exhausts, god they're fucking noisy. There are about 5 of them, with tattoos and silly floppy haircuts tearing up and down the streets, two abreast, not indicating, running red lights, no helmets, and generally riding like complete and utter cunts.

ATVs are notoriously twitchy and will upend themselves without notice as Rik Mayal found out. I'm hoping that this will happen to one of these cunts soon.

But it probably fucking wont because the world is a cunt like that.

Ass - to - vadge?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Ass - to - vadge?

Arse-Tits-Vag...

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

oh. how repulsive. You must live on a council estate.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

42 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

oh. how repulsive. You must live on a council estate.

Probably with a load of pikeys at the end of it if there's that many ATVs around, they're the only cunts on those estates with money, or the dealers...

 

PS They don't require helmets.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

54 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

oh. how repulsive. You must live on a council estate.

and shop at Tesco. lol

[Bubba C]

1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

oh. how repulsive. You must live on a council estate.

 

16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

and shop at Tesco. lol

Drew, has the brain in your tiny hard-boiled egg finally gone soft? 

Leave the snobby Tesco jokes to Punk, he's infinitely better than you. 

[cuntspotter]

I'm about to buy a green 1 ton thwaites dumper.. How's that for an Atv?

 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

On 5/2/2016 at 4:12 PM, deebom said:

ATVs. Fucking things. There is a bunch of lads round here who ride these fucking things with de-baffled exhausts, god they're fucking noisy. There are about 5 of them, with tattoos and silly floppy haircuts tearing up and down the streets, two abreast, not indicating, running red lights, no helmets, and generally riding like complete and utter cunts.

ATVs are notoriously twitchy and will upend themselves without notice as Rik Mayal found out. I'm hoping that this will happen to one of these cunts soon.

But it probably fucking wont because the world is a cunt like that.

They do have their uses, Deebs.  As an example, let's say you've dispatched a truly fucking awful cunt from this existence, and you have a few too many pints battering your bladder for release to carry the cunt to the moors.  The ATV is the perfect utility for an expedient trip.