Guest deebom Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 ATVs. Fucking things. There is a bunch of lads round here who ride these fucking things with de-baffled exhausts, god they're fucking noisy. There are about 5 of them, with tattoos and silly floppy haircuts tearing up and down the streets, two abreast, not indicating, running red lights, no helmets, and generally riding like complete and utter cunts. ATVs are notoriously twitchy and will upend themselves without notice as Rik Mayal found out. I'm hoping that this will happen to one of these cunts soon. But it probably fucking wont because the world is a cunt like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Easily solved. Go on ebay. Buy a Second World War German Crocodil tank. Paint it Blue and stick a Nissan badge on the front. (Advanced urban camouflage techniques by Brigadier I. M. Nothere, pp 17-23) Then incinerate the cunts as they ride past with your great big fuck off flamenwerfer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Easily solved. Go on ebay. Buy a Second World War German Crocodil tank. Paint it Blue and stick a Nissan badge on the front. (Advanced urban camouflage techniques by Brigadier I. M. Nothere, pp 17-23) Then incinerate the cunts as they ride past with your great big fuck off flamenwerfer. Flamenwerfer ......Is that a chilli frankfurter or your cock with jalapeño sauce on it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Flamenwerfer ......Is that a chilli frankfurter or your cock with jalapeño sauce on it ? No. It is Kraut for flamethrower you simple twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: No. It is Kraut for flamethrower you simple twat. You should take one of those down to Canal St. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You should take one of those down to Canal St. Now that's a good idea. Grilled bumboys are toast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 40 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should take one of those down to Canal St. 34 minutes ago, Manky said: Now that's a good idea. Grilled bumboys are toast they don't like it up 'em Mr Man.... oh... nvm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 21 hours ago, deebom said: ATVs. Fucking things. There is a bunch of lads round here who ride these fucking things with de-baffled exhausts, god they're fucking noisy. There are about 5 of them, with tattoos and silly floppy haircuts tearing up and down the streets, two abreast, not indicating, running red lights, no helmets, and generally riding like complete and utter cunts. ATVs are notoriously twitchy and will upend themselves without notice as Rik Mayal found out. I'm hoping that this will happen to one of these cunts soon. But it probably fucking wont because the world is a cunt like that. Ass - to - vadge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ass - to - vadge? Arse-Tits-Vag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 oh. how repulsive. You must live on a council estate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 42 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: oh. how repulsive. You must live on a council estate. Probably with a load of pikeys at the end of it if there's that many ATVs around, they're the only cunts on those estates with money, or the dealers... PS They don't require helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 54 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: oh. how repulsive. You must live on a council estate. and shop at Tesco. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: oh. how repulsive. You must live on a council estate. 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: and shop at Tesco. lol Drew, has the brain in your tiny hard-boiled egg finally gone soft? Leave the snobby Tesco jokes to Punk, he's infinitely better than you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 I'm about to buy a green 1 ton thwaites dumper.. How's that for an Atv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 On 5/2/2016 at 4:12 PM, deebom said: ATVs. Fucking things. There is a bunch of lads round here who ride these fucking things with de-baffled exhausts, god they're fucking noisy. There are about 5 of them, with tattoos and silly floppy haircuts tearing up and down the streets, two abreast, not indicating, running red lights, no helmets, and generally riding like complete and utter cunts. ATVs are notoriously twitchy and will upend themselves without notice as Rik Mayal found out. I'm hoping that this will happen to one of these cunts soon. But it probably fucking wont because the world is a cunt like that. They do have their uses, Deebs. As an example, let's say you've dispatched a truly fucking awful cunt from this existence, and you have a few too many pints battering your bladder for release to carry the cunt to the moors. The ATV is the perfect utility for an expedient trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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