Bubba C Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Axe Wound said: Drives me fucking mad these cunts who say shit like, "We was just 'avin a bit a banta." after psychologically destroying some other lame cunt on the. I thought banter was supposed to be witty and funny not nasty and malicious. What you mean to say is "We was just 'avin a character assassination on that cunt over there." "It is what it is..." OF COURSE IT IS YOU PROLAPSED CUNT. IF IT WASN'T WHAT IT IS IT'D BE SOMETHING FUCKING ELSE! "It's a no-brainer." Well thank fuck for that, cos you don't got one, anus eater. Went to college with a posh cunt who used to say "amalgamate" every time he could, "Oh yeah, we could, like, amalgamate these two companies." Oh yeah and I could, like amalgamate your face and my chainsaw. Still, nothing a good case of bowel cancer can't cure, eh? Do you have brain cancer or are you just a complete simpleton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Seeing as how you feel you're so omnipotent, SpunkBubbles, (or should that be impotent?) I'd have thought you'd have told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 You know .....I'm fucking your wife. Now that's a cunt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: You know .....I'm fucking your wife. Now that's a cunt ! Thank fuck for that! Saves me a chore and frees up some time for me to go spit on the homeless. Have to warn you though - she could take a submarine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, Axe Wound said: ... she could take a submarine! We noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Rev said: We noticed. Yes, her cavernous twat has saved us a fortune on heating bills, when the temp drops we all just pitch a tent beside her cervix and judiciously break out the sowesters while sealing our nostrils with clumps of pubic hair hacked from her pubis with swords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, Axe Wound said: Yes, her cavernous twat has saved us a fortune on heating bills, when the temp drops we all just pitch a tent beside her cervix and judiciously break out the sowesters while sealing our nostrils with clumps of pubic hair hacked from her pubis with swords. Hairy cavernous genetalia with over powering pungency. Hmmm sounds familiar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 28, 2016 Report Share Posted May 28, 2016 11 hours ago, Axe Wound said: Thank fuck for that! Saves me a chore and frees up some time for me to go spit on the homeless. Have to warn you though - she could take a submarine! Fucking her was like throwing a chip up Yorkshire Street. Wide gusset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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