Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Quite literally it's a fucking pain in the arse.If you've never had it then hope the fuck you never do.If anyone can suggest anything that can ease my suffering then I'd be very grateful. (Taking bleach or running into oncoming traffic are not an option) I realise this is an open goal for some of you cunts but even I know most of you will hit the corner flag.Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, neil298 said: Quite literally it's a fucking pain in the arse.If you've never had it then hope the fuck you never do.If anyone can suggest anything that can ease my suffering then I'd be very grateful. (Taking bleach or running into oncoming traffic are not an option) I realise this is an open goal for some of you cunts but even I know most of you will hit the corner flag.Fuck off Certainly sounds like a cunt. If only you'd developed a more painful condition I'd be much happier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 A couple of joints will definitely help alleviate your pain. If you're not big and clever enough to smoke, try hemp oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 35 minutes ago, neil298 said: Quite literally it's a fucking pain in the arse.If you've never had it then hope the fuck you never do.If anyone can suggest anything that can ease my suffering then I'd be very grateful. (Taking bleach or running into oncoming traffic are not an option) I realise this is an open goal for some of you cunts but even I know most of you will hit the corner flag.Fuck off Is another symptom turning the victim into a whining old windbag? Fuck off you fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 43 minutes ago, neil298 said: Quite literally it's a fucking pain in the arse.If you've never had it then hope the fuck you never do.If anyone can suggest anything that can ease my suffering then I'd be very grateful. (Taking bleach or running into oncoming traffic are not an option) I realise this is an open goal for some of you cunts but even I know most of you will hit the corner flag.Fuck off Hopefully it'll be the death of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 55 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Certainly sounds like a cunt. If only you'd developed a more painful condition I'd be much happier. Not a bad effort,at least you worked the keeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 24 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Is another symptom turning the victim into a whining old windbag? Fuck off you fat cunt. Row Z ,couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 17 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hopefully it'll be the death of you. Stubbed your toe and fell over ,Lukaku at his best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 6 minutes ago, neil298 said: Row Z ,couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo I ask as my old dear used to suffer with it and fuck me she used to keep on too. But in all seriousness, gentle stretching and regular short walks helped. Now fuck off you fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: But in all seriousness, apparently gentle stretching and regular short walks helped. Now fuck off you fat cunt. In off the post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Have you considered acupuncture? Because.... 1) There's enough pricks on here to help you out...or 2) I've heard you can handle a prick or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Sciatica? Up here we call it a little twinge. You great big fucking girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 12 minutes ago, neil298 said: In off the post! Have you also tried asking asking your boyfriend to refrain from compressing the sciatic nerve in your arse every night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Certainly sounds like a cunt. If only you'd developed a more painful condition I'd be much happier. Unfortunately for us, it's not terminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Unfortunately for us, it's not terminal. It's interminable, much like wizardsleeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 42 minutes ago, Manky said: Sciatica? Up here we call it a little twinge. You great big fucking girl. Up there you think it's a fucking holiday island you thick northern monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: It's interminable, much like wizardsleeve. Cut him some slack, Bill. He can't help his stupidity, he's obviously poorly bred and maybe even a yank. What do you reckon is ding's excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 47 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I ask as my old dear used to suffer with it and fuck me she used to keep on too. But in all seriousness, gentle stretching and regular short walks helped. Now fuck off you fat cunt. Is she dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 44 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Have you considered acupuncture? Because.... 1) There's enough pricks on here to help you out...or 2) I've heard you can handle a prick or two. Hits the post and puts the rebound wide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 52 minutes ago, neil298 said: Stubbed your toe and fell over ,Lukaku at his best What are you talking about Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Is she dead? I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I wish. Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What are you talking about Neil? It was the 'open goal' reference,you quite obviously blasted over the bar from 2 yards you useless spastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: It was the 'open goal' reference,you quite obviously blasted over the bar from 2 yards you useless spastic Are you talking about football? A shit reference. Fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Are you talking about football? A shit reference. Fucking cunt. Ok,in something you'll understand better,she's lying there,body of an angel,naked,wet and beckoning you to fuck her and 'pop' you've just spunked in your pants you fucking bed wetting virgin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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