Guest N/A Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 I officially give up on football, I'm not taking up my season ticket, I'm not watching it, my sky subscription is taking out the football, I will not do fantasy football, I will not buy a newspaper and read about football........those fucking useless, spineless, apathetic overpaid, weak, fucking cunts. Managed by that Woy cunt and that fucking fat wanker Gary twat Neville. woy is now off to spend his last £3.5m of this years salary that he should donate to the blind school. Ohhh look fucking Iceland have a throw in, who the fuck are they going to throw it at, maybe it's the same big cunt they always throw it at? Shall we put a tall player to mark him Woy? No Gary, let's put that fat overweight, slow, novice midfielder, who is your mate, but can't play the position, to mark him....that should do the trick 1 v 1. Ooooops. Maybe I should have watched the fucking previous games like every other cunt rather than having my dick sucked by Gary whilst watching Nordic porn in the hotel. Shall we change the marking at throw ins Woy? No Gary I want to be remembered as the most ineffective, useless, spineless, disorganised cunt EVER to be paid to say he is the manager of England but is wanking us all off like a cunt because I really don't have a fucking scoops doo. My lads u13 team could shit England. Set of monumental, never to be forgotten, Joe Hart you more than anyone is a cunt. Iceland were spirited, organised and a credit to their nation, they also have the best fans, and play as a team. Woy on the other hand managed to turn an expensively assembled group of experienced professional players into a gaggle of disfunctional epileptic wobbly cunts. Good work Woy you fucking CUNT for ever ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 What happened.......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 56 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What happened.......? Forget about fucking football. Get into beach volleyball, it's much less upsetting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Forget about fucking football. Get into beach volleyball, it's much less upsetting. Agreed. In a matter of weeks, we can count on a plethora of wardrobe malfunctions during the women's Olympic water polo. Vicious cunts, them, tearing away each others costumes, getting their opponents tits out for the word to see. God fucking bless the lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: What happened.......? The England football team got beat by a bunch of igloo dwelling part timers whose training amounts to no more than kicking about a seal bladder which is still full of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 19 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: The England football team got beat by a bunch of igloo dwelling part timers whose training amounts to no more than kicking about a seal bladder which is still full of piss. Gobbs, I'm shocked. The running they have to do getting away from hungry Polar Bears viewing them as a hot snack, weighed down with dead animal hides, smelling of rotting flesh, in knee high snow and ice. It's called strength and conditioning, and if England's team tried it instead of kneeling and bobbing in the last stall of the gents, they might win occasionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 The Labour party could have done better than this and most have them have fucked off. Thats the last time I buy Head and Shoulders* Joe, you wanker. (*this last bit is total bollocks as everyone knows i am a slaphead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 O ye of little faith. We have the next 3 World Cups with our name on them. If you thick cunts can't see the master plan unfolding then you'd better fuck off sharpish to somewhere shit, like Cheshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I officially give up on football, I'm not taking up my season ticket, I'm not watching it, my sky subscription is taking out the football, I will not do fantasy football, I will not buy a newspaper and read about football........those fucking useless, spineless, apathetic overpaid, weak, fucking cunts. Managed by that Woy cunt and that fucking fat wanker Gary twat Neville. woy is now off to spend his last £3.5m of this years salary that he should donate to the blind school. Ohhh look fucking Iceland have a throw in, who the fuck are they going to throw it at, maybe it's the same big cunt they always throw it at? Shall we put a tall player to mark him Woy? No Gary, let's put that fat overweight, slow, novice midfielder, who is your mate, but can't play the position, to mark him....that should do the trick 1 v 1. Ooooops. Maybe I should have watched the fucking previous games like every other cunt rather than having my dick sucked by Gary whilst watching Nordic porn in the hotel. Shall we change the marking at throw ins Woy? No Gary I want to be remembered as the most ineffective, useless, spineless, disorganised cunt EVER to be paid to say he is the manager of England but is wanking us all off like a cunt because I really don't have a fucking scoops doo. My lads u13 team could shit England. Set of monumental, never to be forgotten, Joe Hart you more than anyone is a cunt. Iceland were spirited, organised and a credit to their nation, they also have the best fans, and play as a team. Woy on the other hand managed to turn an expensively assembled group of experienced professional players into a gaggle of disfunctional epileptic wobbly cunts. Good work Woy you fucking CUNT for ever ! It would appear that The Pound is not the only type of Sterling that has been massively devalued following an exit from Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 After resigning Woy should have killed hImself (with bleach) the useless fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Degenerategambler said: After resigning Woy should have killed hImself (with bleach) the useless fucking cunt. It's that spud-headed, spud-eating Scouse fucking teague who has attracted all of my ire. He stood there for 85 minutes like a bewildered fucking ape, kicking out at the ball and missing 9 times out of ten, like some sort of demented dyspraxic fat kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: (everyone knows i am a slaphead) You are Kleftiko, I claim my £5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Forget about fucking football. Get into beach volleyball, it's much less upsetting. Can I at least watch the womens' matches? Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 That's the last time I buy my fishticks from Iceland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 That's the last time I buy my fishticks from Iceland. In fact I will still buy them. Because I don't give a fuck about football because football's for _ _ _ _ _ and _ _ _ _ _. Fill in the blanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: O ye of little faith. We have the next 3 World Cups with our name on them. If you thick cunts can't see the master plan unfolding then you'd better fuck off sharpish to somewhere shit, like Cheshire You're supposed to be dead. Or did you fail at that too? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You're supposed to be dead. Or did you fail at that too? Idiot. You'd never get in my golf club. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 29 minutes ago, Manky said: You'd never get in my golf club. lol Does your 'wife' shop at tesco ?. lol. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 53 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Does your 'wife' shop at tesco ?. lol. Lol Fuck off. We are northerners. It's Aldi you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: Fuck off. We are northerners. It's Aldi you cunt. Vermin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gobbs, I'm shocked. The running they have to do getting away from hungry Polar Bears viewing them as a hot snack, weighed down with dead animal hides, smelling of rotting flesh, in knee high snow and ice. It's called strength and conditioning, and if England's team tried it instead of kneeling and bobbing in the last stall of the gents, they might win occasionally. and we might get some good video for youtube... The polar bears ripping the shit out of Rooney that is, not the gents'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 On 28 June 2016 at 6:50 AM, Bubbles said: What happened.......? Your fucking team of Welsh wizzards topped the group and will go on to shit the tournament and win! Our overpaid useless cunts lost the ability to walk, kick or catch the ball. They are going to be sponsored by Thalidomide next tournament....well joe fucking shampoo heart is! He's a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 29, 2016 Report Share Posted June 29, 2016 On 28 June 2016 at 6:54 PM, DingTheRioja said: and we might get some good video for youtube... The polar bears ripping the shit out of Rooney that is, not the gents'... Polar bears could feed on Rooneys fat decaying carcus all winter....could keep a fucking family of polar bears alive that fat cunt with all the Iceland food Coleen has been feeding him ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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