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15 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Why do I imagine you'd more likely be saying "I'll be your daddy" to him?

What

13 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I don't drop the soap.  I use a gel, so no luck there.

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48 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I still don't know what he was on about.

Fuck,

are you three queens babbling on about? 

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1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

What

The

Fuck,

are you three queens babbling on about? 

What are you babbling about with your dungy multi quoting, you little yodelling cunt?

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14 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Comedic value, quince, something you know very little about. 

Idiot. 

Pfff. Frank liked that. Unless others do awfully fucking quick, you should summon up the bottle to glass yourself.

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30 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Comedic value, quince, something you know very little about. 

Idiot. 

Not really, quince. It was the pause and new paragraph emphasising 'idiot'. Not something that can be taught I'm afraid. 

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6 hours ago, Frank said:

Not really, quince. It was the pause and new paragraph emphasising 'idiot'. Not something that can be taught I'm afraid. 

You are over kind. It was a valuable piece of corner real estate, and look what he did with it. Fucking italics are one shit up from smiley faces.

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7 hours ago, Frank said:

Not really, quince. It was the pause and new paragraph emphasising 'idiot'. Not something that can be taught I'm afraid. 

Frank, I was just saying to Billy Ray AIDS virus, there have been casualties lately, and we need some new blood, a hero if you will,  a new champion- a Quincy for '16 if you like, a bright new star in the firmament. If one does not step forth I fear we are fucked. What do you propose to do about this? Please don't say press ups or dancing, it's way beyond that shit. It's serious.

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2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You are over kind. It was a valuable piece of corner real estate, and look what he did with it. Fucking italics are one shit up from smiley faces.

You are quite simply all over the shop lately, quince, you babbling, limp-wristed, slack-arsed buffoon.

Mongy has beaten you good and proper and left you flailing around, adrift in the undergrowth, looking for Gurters to console you.

Don't blame kids parties/cunt neighbours/your stupid ginger pussy, blah, blah, bollocks.

You've lost it. End it all tonight.

 

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Just now, Bubba C said:

You are quite simply all over the shop lately, quince, you babbling, limp-wristed, slack-arsed buffoon.

Mongy has beaten you good and proper and left you flailing around, adrift in the undergrowth, looking for Gurters to console you.

Don't blame kids parties/cunt neighbours/your stupid ginger pussy, blah, blah, bollocks.

You've lost it. End it all tonight.

 

Thin stuff, wafer thin bubba. 

Where is mingemenol? Dead , that's where. Why is he dead? Because I decreed it must be so. Are we glad he's dead? Fuck yes. Cease your peevish remarks, you cheapen yourself and all these good people here. Go out there and find us a new star, we are running short in case you hadn't noticed. 

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29 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Thin stuff, wafer thin bubba. 

Where is mingemenol? Dead , that's where. Why is he dead? Because I decreed it must be so. Are we glad he's dead? Fuck yes. Cease your peevish remarks, you cheapen yourself and all these good people here. Go out there and find us a new star, we are running short in case you hadn't noticed. 

Not my finest work, granted. Leave it with me, and we'll find a new good cunt soon. 

When we do, I think we should christen it 'DingKiller'.

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5 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Not my finest work, granted. Leave it with me, and we'll find a new good cunt soon. 

When we do, I think we should christen it 'DingKiller'.

Never mind, it happens to the best of us. Anyway, I fear there is no point in wasting brain calories on Ding, the man is so thick, he genuinely does not know he is thick, which is seriously thick, but is also an accidental but very effective suit of armour. Imagine if you will what frame of mind one must be in to tap out a 5000th multi quote about some vague shit, what must one be thinking? People are going to love this shit? Lol? Lol? 

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10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Never mind, it happens to the best of us. Anyway, I fear there is no point in wasting brain calories on Ding, the man is so thick, he genuinely does not know he is thick, which is seriously thick, but is also an accidental but very effective suit of armour. Imagine if you will what frame of mind one must be in to tap out a 5000th multi quote about some vague shit, what must one be thinking? People are going to love this shit? Lol? Lol? 

You talking to me?

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